I just recieved a call from one of my remote offices…
ME: Helpdesk
Person: Someone was doing work on my desk and we took apart my computer. We put it back together and now I cannot get out on the internet!
ME: check the back of your computer and see if you see a bigt phone cable (ethernet cable) and make sure that it is plugged in.
Person: Everything looks like it is plugged in.
ME: Are there lights where the big phone cable is plugged in?
Person: I do not see any lights…
ME: Trace the big phone cable and make sure it is plugged in on the other side.
Person: A customer is here and knows about computers…let me put him on!
ME: Uhhhh….
Random Guy: I do not see an ethernet cable plugged into the computer.
ME: Well….that would be why it cannot get out on the internet 
Random Guy: There is a hole in the ground where the cables are running out. It must of fallin in there.
ME: Ok….makes scense. Put Person back on.
Person: OK let me put you in touch with VP Assistant
VP Assistant: Hello
ME: Hey, we have a slight cabling problem…it looks like person’s cable fell down the hole!
VP Assistant: OK! I will go into the crawl space and see what I find.
ME: OK!
A few minutes later….
Person: I figured it out!
ME: What was the problem?
Person: They plugged in the ethernet cable into my printer and it is just a local printer.
ME: THAT WILL DO IT!
Sigh…another problem solved I suppose…I still have no idea where that one guy came from or why when whoever set up the computer again, they would favor the printer over the computer! I would rather be able to get out on the internet than print….People always suprise me!