This was a great web-based RPG that I played a long time ago and was uber addicted to.  I forgot the domain name and had been searching for it for years.  Finally, I just went through every page of MPOGD manually until I recognized the name.  Uh oh, now I’m hooked again.

http://www.carnageblender.com/ (use this link to start with an extra $400)

There’s a tutorial to complete, and challenges for bonus money.  These will get you started.  Be warned, this game is addicting.  Fight against other players and use the XP to train your minions stats and buy skills.  Use the money you get to buy new weapons and equipment.  This is only the start.  As you keep getting stronger, you keep walking up the ladder, but how far does it go?  There are lots and lots of players on this site, which means endless opponents.

Give it a shot.  I highly recommend it.  It’s a great way to spend your 15 minute break because you only have so many battle allowances, and they take time to recharge.  You literally can’t spend all day playing it!  (is that a bonus?)

Here is a complete walkthrough for making all the trouble at the Naughty Beach.  The Naughty Beach is the newest in the “Naughty” series of games, and here are all the step-by-step instruction to beat it.  If you want to play it, you can do so here at Addictinggames.com:

http://www.addictinggames.com/naughtybeach.html

This whole game is timed, and you have 240 secontds to complete the entire game.

Couple on the Blanket

1. Click on the bowl of ice between the couple, then again in your inventory, and then on the vendor’s cart door.

2. Click on the marbles on the wheel of the vendor’s cart, and then on them again in your inventory.

Volleyball Game

3. Click on the feather on the umbrella on the left, and the pole holding up the umbrella.  Click on the wooden piece on the left pole of the net, and the wire at the top.  Click on the shell by the leftmost player’s foot.

4. Click on all five items in your inventory.

5. Click on the bow and arrow.  Wait until the leftmost player hits the ball, and click on it as it goes over the net.

Rubbing Lotion

6. Click on the keys on the guys ear, and then on the keys in your inventory, and then on the car.

7. Click on the lotion on the car and the bottle of water.  Click on the lotion in your inventory, and then on the water in your inventory.

Changing Rooms

8. Click on all six items to pick them up: Toolbox on the right.  Binoculars.  Magnet above the door.  Camera on the table.  Glue behind the left house.  Junk pile on the ground.

9. Click in your inventory on the toolbox, then the glue, then the junk, then the magnet.  Then click on the door handle.

10. Click on the camera then the binoculars.  Click on the camera, then the woman.

Surfboard Wax

11. Click on the oil bottle, then click on the polish bottle.

Beachfront

12. Click on all the items to pick them up: Fins and clasps on the umbrella.  Black paint behind the purple bikini girl.  Board behind the inflatable tube.

13. Click on all four items in your inventory.

Game Complete!

Here is everything you need to do to win Naughty Elevator, one of the more “adult naughty” of the games made with this theme.  It’s pretty easy to get through, and if you want to play it, here is the link on AddictingGames.com:

http://www.addictinggames.com/naughtyelevator.html

1. Take the Dental Floss from the old man’s pocket.  Click on the red alarm, then the dental floss, then the old man’s cane.  *SMACK*  Stupid old man!!

2. Click on the First Aid box and get the scissors.  Click on the red alarm, then the scissors, then on the girl’s bag.  Oops!!

3. Click on the exhaust fan button, then click on the burrito in your pocket.  *POOT*  Disgusting!!

4. Click on the big man, then the old man, then the big man again, then the old man again.  Oh my god!!

5. Click on the chewing gum.  Click on the chewing gum, and then the girl.  Click on the chewing gum, and then the guy going to the party.  Oh no!!

6. Take the sandpaper.  Click on the sandpaper, then the new guy.  Take the match.  Click on the match, then the girl’s skirt.  Help!!

7. Click on the fire extinguisher.

8. Click on the third person.  *KISS*  You Win

How to beat all the levels on Naughty Summer Camp, where you click your way to dirty tricks on your teacher.  If you want to play the game, you can here:

http://www.addictinggames.com/naughtycamp.html

Wake up at 6:30 // Sleep till 9:00
Click on the first aid kit, then again to get the cottonballs.  Click on the cottonballs in your inventory, and then the lake to wet them.  Click on the sticky stuff on the tree above the trumpet to get glue.  Click on the glue, and then on the trumpet.

Exercise // Relax
Click on the knife in the right kid’s pocket.  Then click on the knife in your inventory.  When the teacher leans to the right, click on her back.  It happens about halfway through the timer.  Click on the mirror, then the mirror in your inventory, then click on the magnifying glass.

Flower Identification // Get Kissed by the Girl
Click on the mud puddle.  Then click on the mud puddle in your inventory, and then on the lake by the close lilypads.  Then click on the tray of muck in your inventory, and click on the drooping flower.

Lunch // More Dessert
Click on the pills in the foreground and the trash.  Click on the pencil, and then on the paper next to it.  When the bird hovers overhead, click on it.  While the teacher is distracted, click on the green bottle in your inventory, then the red bottle on the table.

Study Marine Life // Shock the Teacher
Click on the panes of glass on the left three times.  Click on the aquarium in your inventory and then on the jar of water in the lower right corner.  Click on the gloves in the back, then in your inventory, then on the eel in the right tank with the treasure.  Click on the plug coming out of the aquarium you just built.  Then click on the power outlet.

Camp Fire // Bear Hug
Click on the jar in the pile of trash, and again in your inventory.  Click on the beehive to collect honey, and then on the jar in your inventory.  Click on the eyes in the bush.  Click on the banana the boy is eating.  Click on the paper in the pile of trash, then on the windmill in your inventory, then on the teacher’s skirt.

Loops of Zen is a game about closing all the loops on a page by rotating the pieces.  Each level is randomly generated, so it’s impossible to write an answer key type walkthrough.  Here are some tips and tricks to get you through the game.  You can play Loops of Zen on Kongregate:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/ahnt/loops-of-zen/

1. Start by looking for places where a piece MUST be turned a certain way.  When there’s a 3-way piece or a straight line, and one edge doesn’t have a piece in that direction (like when it’s the edge of the board), then it’s a dead giveaway that the piece can only be oriented one direction.  Also, when there is a curved piece in the corner it can only be oriented one way.

2. Now look for pieces next to those pieces that you just set that must be turned a certain way to connect to that piece.  Good examples are curve pieces on the edge next to a straight or 3-way piece, or circle pieces with only one connection point next to those same pieces.

3. Many of these pieces that you’ve found in the first two examples were on the outside edges of the board.  Try to finish off the entire outside edges by doing this same techinque.  Use process of elimination to determine which orientations could not possibly work in order to determine which one it must be.

4. Continue working outside in, putting pieces in place which you know are right.  3-way pieces and straight lines are good for this if you can get any piece next to it which does not have a path to that piece, then you know the orientation.  4-way pieces are also good because you know they must connect in every direction.  If they are next to a straight line or a circle piece, you know exactly which way that piece must be oriented to connect to the 4-way.

5. When you run out of pieces which must be in certain directions, look for pieces which at least cannot be in the orientation they display, and change them to one of the possible orientations.  Use this to start putting together the rest of the puzzle.

6. When you get to the end, most of the puzzle will look good, but there will be a few glitches.  These glitches are an extra little piece of loop sticking out which isn’t connected to anything.  You’ll notice that you can change the puzzle to try to repair these glitches, but they won’t be fixed until you can bring two glitches together on the board.  Keep changing the puzzle to move these glitches towards each other, and they will be fixed in pairs as you connect two unconnected glitches to each other to complete a loop.  Repeat until all of the glitches are gone.

That’s it!  There are 50 levels.  The first 30 go from easy to hard.  Then the puzzles get smaller again and include more circle pieces which seem to be more difficult to work out.  Good luck with all 50!

Light-Bot is a robot programming game and this article gives you all the programs to complete the game.  I’m a programmer, of course, so this helps a lot.  If you want to play this, you can play it on Kongregate:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Coolio_Naito/light-bot

F: Forward
R: Right
L: Left
J: Jump
B: Light Bulb
1: Function 1
2: Function 2

Level 1: Program your bot to move and light up the blue tiles!
Main: FFB

Level 2: Try turning your bot!
Main: FLFRFFFRFB

Level 3: Jumping can get you over barriers!
Main: FJJFLBFBFB

Level 4: Jumping can also get you to new heights!
Main: FJJFRFFFFFB

Level 5: Get it now?
Main: JFFLFFFLJJJB

Level 6: Not enough space? Try creating Functions using F1 and F2
Main: F1R1BJR2RR22
F1: JJ
F2: FFFB

Level 7: RE-USING functions is great for REPETITIVE tasks!
Main: 1RFR1
F1: 2222
F2: BFBF

Level 8: Putting the “fun” back in “functions”!
Main: JF111R1
F1: BFFBRFF

Level 9: Now you’re thinking like a programmer.
Main: JLJ1111
F1: BJBFBJR

Level 10: Do you feel your mind getting numb yet?
Main: FFF11BRR1JR2
F1: JFLJFRJF
F2: JL1FB

Level 11: Second-to-last level… up to it?
Main: 1RJR1RJR1
F1: 22LJL22
F2: BFBFBFBF

Level 12: The Final Level Don’t get dizzy!
Main: FJBL1R1R11R2
F1: BJBJBJ
F2: 1R1R1

GREAT JOB You are truly a programmer at heart!

Walkthrough of every screen of The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1.  What to click, when to click it, and how hard.  Getting through is a breeze now!  Here is the link, on Kongregate:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/zeebarf/the-several-journeys-of-reemus-chapter-1

Scene 1: Chased by a Wolf

1. Click on the blue tail in the lower left of the screen.
2. Click on the snake head to get his attention, then on the long dangly thing to get it swinging, then on the snake head again to tie its tail to the tree.
3. Click on the top squirter on the tree to call the purple bunny over.  Click on the bottom squirter to get the snake’s attention.

Screen 2: Outside the Castle

1. Click on the orange cloth to attach it to the tree.
2. Click on the wand to pick it up.  Click on the green brick in the well to pull it loose.
3. Click on the wand again to pick it up.  Click on the pile of dirt on the right to stick it in.
4. Click on the orange cloth to attach it to the wand. Click on the green brick to load the slingshot.
5. Click on the wand to release the slingshot.
6. Click on the rope to tie it to the flag.
7. Click on the rope to climb the rope.

Scene 3: Inside the Well

1. Click on the sucker on the ceiling to make it fall.
2. Click on the big goldfish when it jumps up to catch the big fish.
3. Click on the spike coming out of the wall on the left to make it fall.  Click on the spike again.  Click on the lillypad to make it move up to the spike.  Click on the spike to attach the lillypad to it.  Click on the spike to attach it to the bucket.  Click on the bottom of the big fish to attach the string.  Click on the plant in the top left corner to unleash the plant killers.
4. Click on the little guy to make him swim down.  Click on the bucket to get in.

Scene 4: Inside the Wall

1. Click the axe.  Click the wood barring the door three times.
2. Click the axe.  Click the chain holding the well basket.  Click the chain again.  Click the chain again.
3. Click the closer wheel of the wagon.  Click the exposed axle.  Click the exposed axle again.  Click the wheel.  Click the chain.  Click the wheel.

Scene 5: Barricaded!

1. Click on the grain to spill it. Click on the live chicken.
2. Click on the right chicken hanging.
3. Click on the clotheline pulley twice to put a towel over the monster.  Click on the towel.  Click on the tail to tie it up.  Click on the barricade to remove it.  Click on the door to open it.

Scene 6: Weird Room

1. Open the door and leave.  Come back to this room later.

Scene 7: Blacksmithy

1. Click on the sword.  Click on the fire to heat the sword.  Click on the hammer to forge the sword.
2. Click on the grinder handle.  Click on the sword.  Click on the grinder wheel to sharpen the sword.
3. Click on the sword, then click on the hook on the wall to cut it off.

4. Click on the spear.  Click on the vice to put it in.  Click on the spearhead to remove the shaft.  Click on the shaft.  Click on the hook on the ledge.  Click on the hook on the shaft.

Scene 6: Revisited

1. Click on the hook on the attic door.  Listen to the strange guy in the attic.
2. Click on the lock dial.  Set the lock dial so that the top image has the right image, time of day, and color indicated by the carving.  Pull the lever.
3. Click on the rope.  Click on the rope again.

Scene 8: Escape

1. Click on the scroll.
2. Click on the box on the bottom shelf.  Click on the revealed bottle.
3. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the first item on the scroll, the two different sized balls.. Click on the spoon holding the bird cage.  Click on the spoon again.  Click on the plant.
4. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the third item on the scroll, the plant leaf.  Click on the spoon to stir it, and click on the plant leaf.

Ending 1:
5. Click on the cheese.  Click on the glue in the bottle above the cheese to drench the chees.  Click on the floor, to make the mouse come out and get stuck.
6. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the second item on the scroll, the wings.  Click on the spoon to stir it, then on the mouse to give him wings.
7. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the first item on the scroll, the two different sized balls.  Click on the spoon and then the rat to make it grow.

Ending 2:
5.Click on the cheese.  Click on the exposed switch.
6. Click on the vials to make smoke color equal to the color for the second item on the scroll, the wings.  Click on the spoon to stir it, then on the mouse to give it wings.
7. Click on the box, then cilck on the pasta.  Click on the cauldron.  Click on the bird.
8. Click on the vials to make smoke color equal to the color for the first item on the scroll, the two different sized balls.  Click on the spoon to stir it, then on the bird to make it huge.

Another day, another game. Today’s game? World Wars!

I love strategy games so it is no surprise that I loved playing World Wars. I have used this strategy for up to 8 players so I must be doing something correct. First, choose a board where you can fortify your position. I like choosing spots where I have troops at the edge of the map. I’ve won in the middle, but you need a lot more luck. The annoying part of this game is that all troops move forward leaving yourself exposed. The other annoying part of this game is you do not get to choose where the troops go. Do not be too aggressive. Remember, if you lose your front line, you are prone to attack. Only attack one or two spaces at a time. Try to make it so when you attack, your middle part is not exposed. As time goes on, your middle grows in troops and then you can get slightly more aggressive. Also, it is better to be on defense than offense. Once you get later on in the game and you and your opponent has 8 sized units, let your opponent attack you. This shrinks his 8 unit to 1 if he loses and then you can attack this. Slowly you will be able to take the whole map and win the game. Good luck!

Its been a great couple of walkthroughs! Why? I love sniper games! There has been a lot of them. The latest installment? Anaksha: Female Assassin! Here is what I have done so far…

Mission 1 – shoot the guy with the box of candy
Mission 2 – shoot the guy that pauses in front of twisted delight
Mission 3 – The alleyway has a lot of cigarette butts. Wait for a bald guy to come into that area and start smoking. Fire away.
Mission 4 – Shoot the street lamp above the school wall. Then shoot the guy running.
Mission 5 – Wait for the two guys to start smoking together. Then look for the third guy that looks the same as them to the left. Then shoot the smoking guy to the right. The guy to the left will run. Fire and kill him.
Mission 6 – wait for a guy to light up a cigarette. Fire at his jaw to blow it off
Mission 7 – shoot the guy with the tape in the eye. Then his brother will run to the right. Shoot him. Then shoot the tape
Mission 8 – The main guy will be coming from the left. Shoot him. Then take out the goons. They will be standing in the middle. If you shoot the main guy far enough away from them, they won’t run until you fire on one of them.
Mission 9 – Wait for the guy to stop at the window. Then fire a shot in the middle part of his head
Mission 10 – wait for both men to stand by the theaters. Shoot the one right behind the eyes and then the other. They don’t run, not sure why…
Mission 11 – The guy come from the left and stops to smoke a cigarette. Shoot him in the neck
Mission 12 – Shoot the first ear piece guy coming from the right to left. Then two will be together. Shoot the right guy. Then the left. The boss will be coming from the left to right. Shoot him in the neck
Mission 13 – There is some metal being held by a rope. When he runs under it, shoot it and then shoot the bomb. Why you wouldn’t just shoot the bomb is beyond me…

Another game another day! This day? Clear Vision Elite!

Note: I didn’t put the guys in order on the paper. Except for Aace, I put them in order that I beat the mission on. Also, due to Mr. Petroy’s level, I was unable to beat the game. Either I missed something, or there is a bug but I completed the mission but it never gave a success.

Aace Bradley – shoot the one on the middle right on top of the ship. Then shoot the guy to the right of him. Then shoot the next guy to the right and finish them all

Ernst Zimmerman – shoot his hat from the window. He is walking in the middle part of the mansion

Athir Nostri – shoot him after he shoots the other guy in the meeting

Tony Carter – shoot the power cord above his head and game over…

Stanistav Petroy – shoot the sleeping one and then the other guy. For some reason, I could never get a successful mission from this though…

Anders Mognussan – from the left to the right, count the 13th window and shoot

Mike fernando shoot the snipers before shooting mike. I found that going right to left worked best. Get both snipers on the right in view first, and take them out. then take the rest of em out.

Johan Kristoffersson – shoot the goons first, and then take out johan on the snow mobile. I didn’t zoom, I just got him while moving