Well, I love it when buy.com is completely random in its weekly ads.  I still remember when I could buy a deal on condoms and a wireless router.  Just what every geek needs.  Now, you ask, what did they do now?  Read em and weep…
TRENDnet TV-IP422 Day/Night Pan/Tilt Internet Camera
Server w/ 2-Way Audio
SAVE $150.00
FREE BUDGET SHIPPING
Buy.com price: $199.99 (Expires 7/31/09)
List price: $349.99

Mens Brushed Finish 6mm Tungsten Band
Ships from and sold by Buy.com Marketplace
FREE BUDGET SHIPPING
Buy.com price: $15.99

Kingston 64GB DataTraveler 150 Flash Drive
FREE BUDGET SHIPPING
Buy.com price: $128.89

Thats right, in the middle of a camera and a flash drive, you can buy a wedding ring from buy.com!  I do not know anyone that would buy a 15 dollar wedding ring, let alone from the buy.com people…  but hey, it just shows that there are a lot of deals all over the internet!
Also, just to note, tungsten cannot be resized so make sure that your finger can fit the ring before you buy it.  Really, any men’s rings that are not gold or silver should never be bought on the internet.

In Penny Arcade today, a two Cintiqs was used to turn a single-player game into a multi-player game.  What is this?  How can I use this to turn my single-player games into multi-player games?  The answer is easy and may astound you.

Simply put, Penny Arcade fails.  I can’t explain it better than that.  It’s not funny, it’s psychotic.

Here is a complete walkthrough for making all the trouble at the Naughty Beach.  The Naughty Beach is the newest in the “Naughty” series of games, and here are all the step-by-step instruction to beat it.  If you want to play it, you can do so here at Addictinggames.com:

http://www.addictinggames.com/naughtybeach.html

This whole game is timed, and you have 240 secontds to complete the entire game.

Couple on the Blanket

1. Click on the bowl of ice between the couple, then again in your inventory, and then on the vendor’s cart door.

2. Click on the marbles on the wheel of the vendor’s cart, and then on them again in your inventory.

Volleyball Game

3. Click on the feather on the umbrella on the left, and the pole holding up the umbrella.  Click on the wooden piece on the left pole of the net, and the wire at the top.  Click on the shell by the leftmost player’s foot.

4. Click on all five items in your inventory.

5. Click on the bow and arrow.  Wait until the leftmost player hits the ball, and click on it as it goes over the net.

Rubbing Lotion

6. Click on the keys on the guys ear, and then on the keys in your inventory, and then on the car.

7. Click on the lotion on the car and the bottle of water.  Click on the lotion in your inventory, and then on the water in your inventory.

Changing Rooms

8. Click on all six items to pick them up: Toolbox on the right.  Binoculars.  Magnet above the door.  Camera on the table.  Glue behind the left house.  Junk pile on the ground.

9. Click in your inventory on the toolbox, then the glue, then the junk, then the magnet.  Then click on the door handle.

10. Click on the camera then the binoculars.  Click on the camera, then the woman.

Surfboard Wax

11. Click on the oil bottle, then click on the polish bottle.

Beachfront

12. Click on all the items to pick them up: Fins and clasps on the umbrella.  Black paint behind the purple bikini girl.  Board behind the inflatable tube.

13. Click on all four items in your inventory.

Game Complete!

Here is everything you need to do to win Naughty Elevator, one of the more “adult naughty” of the games made with this theme.  It’s pretty easy to get through, and if you want to play it, here is the link on AddictingGames.com:

http://www.addictinggames.com/naughtyelevator.html

1. Take the Dental Floss from the old man’s pocket.  Click on the red alarm, then the dental floss, then the old man’s cane.  *SMACK*  Stupid old man!!

2. Click on the First Aid box and get the scissors.  Click on the red alarm, then the scissors, then on the girl’s bag.  Oops!!

3. Click on the exhaust fan button, then click on the burrito in your pocket.  *POOT*  Disgusting!!

4. Click on the big man, then the old man, then the big man again, then the old man again.  Oh my god!!

5. Click on the chewing gum.  Click on the chewing gum, and then the girl.  Click on the chewing gum, and then the guy going to the party.  Oh no!!

6. Take the sandpaper.  Click on the sandpaper, then the new guy.  Take the match.  Click on the match, then the girl’s skirt.  Help!!

7. Click on the fire extinguisher.

8. Click on the third person.  *KISS*  You Win

How to beat all the levels on Naughty Summer Camp, where you click your way to dirty tricks on your teacher.  If you want to play the game, you can here:

http://www.addictinggames.com/naughtycamp.html

Wake up at 6:30 // Sleep till 9:00
Click on the first aid kit, then again to get the cottonballs.  Click on the cottonballs in your inventory, and then the lake to wet them.  Click on the sticky stuff on the tree above the trumpet to get glue.  Click on the glue, and then on the trumpet.

Exercise // Relax
Click on the knife in the right kid’s pocket.  Then click on the knife in your inventory.  When the teacher leans to the right, click on her back.  It happens about halfway through the timer.  Click on the mirror, then the mirror in your inventory, then click on the magnifying glass.

Flower Identification // Get Kissed by the Girl
Click on the mud puddle.  Then click on the mud puddle in your inventory, and then on the lake by the close lilypads.  Then click on the tray of muck in your inventory, and click on the drooping flower.

Lunch // More Dessert
Click on the pills in the foreground and the trash.  Click on the pencil, and then on the paper next to it.  When the bird hovers overhead, click on it.  While the teacher is distracted, click on the green bottle in your inventory, then the red bottle on the table.

Study Marine Life // Shock the Teacher
Click on the panes of glass on the left three times.  Click on the aquarium in your inventory and then on the jar of water in the lower right corner.  Click on the gloves in the back, then in your inventory, then on the eel in the right tank with the treasure.  Click on the plug coming out of the aquarium you just built.  Then click on the power outlet.

Camp Fire // Bear Hug
Click on the jar in the pile of trash, and again in your inventory.  Click on the beehive to collect honey, and then on the jar in your inventory.  Click on the eyes in the bush.  Click on the banana the boy is eating.  Click on the paper in the pile of trash, then on the windmill in your inventory, then on the teacher’s skirt.

Walkthrough of every screen of The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1.  What to click, when to click it, and how hard.  Getting through is a breeze now!  Here is the link, on Kongregate:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/zeebarf/the-several-journeys-of-reemus-chapter-1

Scene 1: Chased by a Wolf

1. Click on the blue tail in the lower left of the screen.
2. Click on the snake head to get his attention, then on the long dangly thing to get it swinging, then on the snake head again to tie its tail to the tree.
3. Click on the top squirter on the tree to call the purple bunny over.  Click on the bottom squirter to get the snake’s attention.

Screen 2: Outside the Castle

1. Click on the orange cloth to attach it to the tree.
2. Click on the wand to pick it up.  Click on the green brick in the well to pull it loose.
3. Click on the wand again to pick it up.  Click on the pile of dirt on the right to stick it in.
4. Click on the orange cloth to attach it to the wand. Click on the green brick to load the slingshot.
5. Click on the wand to release the slingshot.
6. Click on the rope to tie it to the flag.
7. Click on the rope to climb the rope.

Scene 3: Inside the Well

1. Click on the sucker on the ceiling to make it fall.
2. Click on the big goldfish when it jumps up to catch the big fish.
3. Click on the spike coming out of the wall on the left to make it fall.  Click on the spike again.  Click on the lillypad to make it move up to the spike.  Click on the spike to attach the lillypad to it.  Click on the spike to attach it to the bucket.  Click on the bottom of the big fish to attach the string.  Click on the plant in the top left corner to unleash the plant killers.
4. Click on the little guy to make him swim down.  Click on the bucket to get in.

Scene 4: Inside the Wall

1. Click the axe.  Click the wood barring the door three times.
2. Click the axe.  Click the chain holding the well basket.  Click the chain again.  Click the chain again.
3. Click the closer wheel of the wagon.  Click the exposed axle.  Click the exposed axle again.  Click the wheel.  Click the chain.  Click the wheel.

Scene 5: Barricaded!

1. Click on the grain to spill it. Click on the live chicken.
2. Click on the right chicken hanging.
3. Click on the clotheline pulley twice to put a towel over the monster.  Click on the towel.  Click on the tail to tie it up.  Click on the barricade to remove it.  Click on the door to open it.

Scene 6: Weird Room

1. Open the door and leave.  Come back to this room later.

Scene 7: Blacksmithy

1. Click on the sword.  Click on the fire to heat the sword.  Click on the hammer to forge the sword.
2. Click on the grinder handle.  Click on the sword.  Click on the grinder wheel to sharpen the sword.
3. Click on the sword, then click on the hook on the wall to cut it off.

4. Click on the spear.  Click on the vice to put it in.  Click on the spearhead to remove the shaft.  Click on the shaft.  Click on the hook on the ledge.  Click on the hook on the shaft.

Scene 6: Revisited

1. Click on the hook on the attic door.  Listen to the strange guy in the attic.
2. Click on the lock dial.  Set the lock dial so that the top image has the right image, time of day, and color indicated by the carving.  Pull the lever.
3. Click on the rope.  Click on the rope again.

Scene 8: Escape

1. Click on the scroll.
2. Click on the box on the bottom shelf.  Click on the revealed bottle.
3. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the first item on the scroll, the two different sized balls.. Click on the spoon holding the bird cage.  Click on the spoon again.  Click on the plant.
4. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the third item on the scroll, the plant leaf.  Click on the spoon to stir it, and click on the plant leaf.

Ending 1:
5. Click on the cheese.  Click on the glue in the bottle above the cheese to drench the chees.  Click on the floor, to make the mouse come out and get stuck.
6. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the second item on the scroll, the wings.  Click on the spoon to stir it, then on the mouse to give him wings.
7. Click on the vials to make the smoke color equal the color for the first item on the scroll, the two different sized balls.  Click on the spoon and then the rat to make it grow.

Ending 2:
5.Click on the cheese.  Click on the exposed switch.
6. Click on the vials to make smoke color equal to the color for the second item on the scroll, the wings.  Click on the spoon to stir it, then on the mouse to give it wings.
7. Click on the box, then cilck on the pasta.  Click on the cauldron.  Click on the bird.
8. Click on the vials to make smoke color equal to the color for the first item on the scroll, the two different sized balls.  Click on the spoon to stir it, then on the bird to make it huge.

Well, I just saw the biggest blast from the past. What could it be? A youtube video on how to beat ET!!!

Yes, this got to be one of the worst videogames ever made….seriously.

So, I had a really weird dream last night that I recall in some detail and thought I might share it with you as briefly as I can.

For some reason, I was at the Disney Hollywood Studios amusement park with my father. We were hungry, so we approchaed a hot dog stand to get something to eat. Behind the counter was Uma Thurman serving hot dogs to a hungry crowd. Everyone was star struck by Uma, who was apparently taking a break from shooting a new movie in the backlot by getting down and dirty with the little people.

My father and I got our food from Uma and went to sit down on some nearby benches. I was disappointed with my hot dog: it was wide and flat and over cook, as if someone had squished it. After I finished it, Uma walked over to our table and sat down next to me to eat ice cream and take a break. We talked a little bit and she complained about how now she smelled like hot dogs and she would have to shower before returning to the movie set, but I don’t remember talking about anything else. I just recall having some fun down-to-earth talk with a famous person.

Well, that’s really all I remember about the dream. I think I was dreaming about that stuff for the following reasons: 1) Yesterday, I was reading an article about a new ride at the Disney Hollywood Studios called “Toy Story Midway Mania;” 2) I was telling a friend about how I saw Uma Thurman filming a movie in Manhattan recently and how I thought she looked a little awkward and was too tall for my personal taste. (No offense to Uma Thurman if she ever reads this blog post. I’ll still watch your movies because I think you are a talented actress – you just have no shot at ever dating me.); 3) Over the weekend, I was hanging out with some buddies of mine and we were eating hot dogs – but not in a gay-way, because there were hamburgers there, too. One of my friends was eating two hotdogs in a sandwich bun, which made it look like one wide hot dog. Also, we stopped off at Stewarts during the day and I got ice cream.

I don’t know why my father was there. I don’t recall him being particularly impressed with Uma Thurman, though I can’t say I blame him. She has weird eyes.

This is a walkthrough for the Generic Quiz.  Here are the answers to every question.  Seriously, you need this?  If you get them wrong you can just try again until you get it right.  So here are the answers.

http://hallpass.com/media/agenericquiz.html

1. Bagels

2. Ice Cold

3. A Direction

4. Wait what?

5. (click on the blue image)

6. Me too

7. I love Carpet

8. Who, Who, Who, Who

9. Aardvark

10. Red

11. Sounds Like Fun.

12. A Work of Art

13. You Bet!

14. Neither

15. 3

16. Wee!

17. NO!

18. Soccer

19. A word

20. Kids?!!?

21. Food is good

22. Who Knows

23. Vrrrooom!

24. Elephant

25. This One. (lower left)

26. um…hi?

27. >:(

28. Maybe?

29. fadsafda

30. This Game

31. Little

32. Star

33. How I Wonder

34. What You Are

35. LSD

36. Ryan Curtis

37. Bee!

38. Eye

39. Enn…Gee?

40. Ohhh…

41. I like riddles

42. 71591

43. Okay

44. Yeah, man

45. 5

46. 91

47. 71591

48. When I Say So

49. O Rly?

50. Coconuts!

Well, you want an interesting twist to the “Hide the fart” series? Well it is right here in Hide the Farta in Sparta!

With that said, lets get down to the quiz part!

How did the Athenians break the siege of troy?

Wooden horse

Which of these items was not part of hoplite equipment

glitter

How did Artemis and Apollo know each other?

brother and sister

And now to the fart part of the game. You need to do a loud fart only when noisy things happen. During quiet parts, do the quiet farts. Watch the quiet fart meter as you will only have so much quiet farts to go around. The longer you last, the more points you get!

Good luck and happy farting!!!