Foxy Sniper 2

mission 1

Look at the house where the party is.  Shoot the guy in the third window from left to right

Mission 2 – LAUNDRY MAN

Shoot the guy in the trench coat walking on the sidewalk.  He will be walking behind 3 other guys ahead of him.

Mission 3 – THREESOME GRUESOME

Shoot the guy in the car first, then the guy that runs up, then the guy that runs down.  head shots are not important.  I also speht time in the shooting range and bought the 2000 dollar scope.  It helped.

Mission 4 – Train Pain

Shoot the third carrage.  Aim for the tracks and not the carrage.

Mission 5 – PIMP MY RIDE

The van is coming from the tunnel.  Shoot both wheels on the right side of it.

Mission 6 – FLY TRAP

Manuver through the crowd and get to the payphone

Mission 7 – unknown

Look for a white male with organe shorts and a metal detector

Mission 8 – CITY CRAWLER

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1. 178

2. Click on the numerical “1″ in the upper right.

3. Click, move your mouse outside of the flash area to the other dot, and click again.

4. The one on the left.

5. 5

6. Click the button, then don’t do anything.  Click when it says “Next Question”.

7. 7

8. Not at all

9. Follow the path.  You cannot go outside the flash area – this is all about having a steady hand.

10. 17

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Please take note.  You can beat each level twice.  The first time, get all the acorns, but don’t care about how many times you die.  The second time, forget about the acorns and just finish the level with as few lives as possible.  Both scores are recorded separately.  You need to complete every level losing no lives except for 1-3, 1-4, 2-2, 3-3, and 5-2.  Full instructions are here.

1-1: Easy enough.  There’s no way to die on this level.

1-2: Push the bottom square almost all the way to the right.  If you push it all the way, it will cause the big block to fall and crush you.  There should be no crack of daylight showing between the small block and the earth on the right.  Climb back on top and jump onto the top ledge, which hasn’t fallen yet.  Hold the right button after you jump and keep tapping the up key.  Either you will jump on top, or you will cause it to fall (and thus make it easy to get on top).

1-3: Get the green key, then head back to the bottom.  Grab all six acorns.  Finally, stand to the left of the red key, jump and push left, getting the red key and going as far to the left as possible before dying.  This death is unavoidable, but your corpse should be far enough to the left that you can jump on it with the next animal.  Stand as far to the left on the corpse as possible without falling off.  It will begin sliding to the right.  Keep doing this (for a couple minutes) until the corpse is far enough to the right that you can just jump to the end.

1-4: Get the blue key and die.  This death is unavoidable.  Jump on the swinging ball to get the acorns.  Only then, get the red key and finish the level.

2-1: Jump into the carrier and push it to the right by running up against the right lip.  As soon as the ball falls, and the carrier falls into the lava, jump and land on the right lip of the carrier.  It is high enough that you won’t get burned.  Jump to the right.  As soon as you grab the green key, run to the left (the green platform will extend) and jump onto the right lip of the carrier.  Remember to get the three acorns on the top right before you get the red key!

2-2: Get the red key and sacrifice a life.  This is required.  Get the green key and jump out before it falls.  You have to jump on top of the piece that falls and hit SHIFT to commit suicide to jump on the corpse to get all the acorns.  The second time you do the level, don’t do that because you don’t need to get the acorns to finish the level.  Jump up on the carrier and it will go right, hit the blue key, and it will fall.  Grab it, and finish the level.

2-3: Grab the red key and then jump to the middle platform.  None of the spikey balls land there.  Wait until they all clear out, then head to the end.

2-4: Jump on the ledges up to the top and get the red key.  Fall back down onto the green ledge.  Once the green key gets bumped out, grab it and immediately run left and jump.  You will have a split second to do this as the green ledge is moving.  It’s actually pretty easy.  Climb back up to the top and fall down the right to finish.

3-1: Get the green key.  Climb up to the top and jump over the wooden stairs.  To do this, jump, hold left, and continue trying to hit the jump button.  You will get it eventually.  Get the blue key first, then push the wooden ball to the left into the slot.  The wooden stairs will fall to the bottom.  Climb up on them and get the red key.  Then head to the end.

3-2: Ignore the red key – you don’t need it.  Stand on the edge of the ledge overlooking the lava, jump to the right of the ledge above and push the block enough to the right that you can land next to it on the ledge.  Don’t push it any further.  Jump on this block to the top and push the big block to the right.  The other block will swing down.  You may have to jump down and stand on this block a bit to keep it aligned as it passes through the opening and pushes the other block into the lava.  Then, continue pushing the top block to the right.  When the blocks fall, jump on them one after another to the acorn.

3-3: Get the green key.  Immediately run to the left far enough to be clear of the spikes and jump as high as you can.  Try to land on one of the boulders solidly enough to jump again.  This is very tricky and may take several attempts.  Once you have that, push the block on the right just enough so that it falls to the right and leans against the wall.  Jump on it and grab the red key.  Go to the far left and sacrifice one life falling straight onto the spikes.  Jump down onto that corpse safely, and then to the right.

3-4: Grab the red key and run.  Head to the green key and get it as fast as you can.  Then head to the end.  This is all about speed.

4-1: This is about timing and patience.  Grab the red key, then go back and grab the green key, then head to the end.

4-2: All of the keys must fall into the cart.  Try it a few times.  Grab the green key, then the red key, then the yellow key, then the blue key.  Then go collect the keys in the cart.

4-3: Get the red key and jump out of the pit before the boulder lands on you.  Jump up on the green ledge and push the wood all the way left.  Jump on the wood to get the acorns.  Get the green key and the piece will fall in the lava making a ledge to get the final acorns.  Then go to the end.

4-4: Get the red key and then push the ship to the right by pushing against the ledge on the bow of the ship.  When you get the blue key, jump to the end.

5-1: Get the red key in the upper-right.  Collect all the acorns.  Then get the red key in the upper-left.  Stand on the small platform in front of the green key just to the left of the boulders.  Run to the right, jump at the last second and immediately hold left.  You will get the green key and land on the same platform.  Then, jump across and finish.

5-2: Sacrifice a life in the spikes so that the corpse fills the hole.  There have been reports of people finishing this level without dying.  Maybe it’s just luck, but you don’t need it.  The cart always gets stuck for me if I don’t sacrifice a life in the pit.  Then climb up to the top and get the red key.  Ride the cart to the end and jump up and to the end.

5-3: Jump up and tap the left side of the ledge with all the keys.  Then jump onto the second square platform and stand on the left side of it as far as you can.  The keys should all land on you.  Then go back and get the purple key and head to the end.

5-4: This is about timing.  As soon as the spikey ball hits the tall piece, get the first red key.  This should start the second ball moving.  Wait.  When you see the ball on the upper right start moving, get the second key.  Wait some more.  When the tiny ball at the top falls, get the third key.  Stand next to the opening and wait for the balls to fall.  Climb up and out, to the left and up to the end.

5-5: This is tricky, but you must lose no lives.  Get the blue key.  Then, try to maneuver the big wooden plank so that it is rotating slowly clockwise.  Stand all the way to the left of the pit without hitting the spikes.  When the wooden plank is just past vertical, jump on top of it and jump again, landing to the right more to help stabilize it.  Then jump to the right and down and to the end.

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1. Click on the Snake and the String to pick them up.  The snake is under a seat, and the string is hanging from the luggage compartments on the right.  Also click on the ice cube machine in front to get ice cubes.  It’s the machine far on the right.

2. Click on the red call button on the left side.  When the Air Hostess stops in front of you, click on your overhead luggage storage and the bag will fall.  When the Air Hostess bends over, click on her ass.

3. Click on your overhead luggage storgae and the one marked CREW.  Click on the clothes in the CREW compartment and then click on them in your inventory.  The compartments will close and the Air Hostess will bring lemonade.

4. Click on the leftmost lemonade drink to put the ice in.  Then click on the snake and the string in your inventory.

5. Click on the ketchup on the tray, then again in your inventory, then on yourself.

6. Click on the toilet paper next to the toilet, then twice when it’s in your inventory.

7. When the waitress leaves, click on the bottle of Tobasco, then on it again in your inventory, and then on the lemonade.  After the man freaks out, click on the water bottle on the top rack.

8. When the man goes in the bathroom, click on the bathroom door.

9. Click on the glue bottle next to the ice cube machine, then click on the glue bottle in your inventory and the Air Hostess’s seat in the front of the left side of the plane.

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The “Level Number” is how many lives you have left.

49. Jump up the stairs and fall into the spikes.

48. Jump on the ledge and push the first safe to the right so it falls off.  Jump off the ledge and continue pushing the safe to the right until it hits the wall.  Jump on the safe and onto the next ledge.  Push the second safe to the right, and jump over it and into the spikes.

47. Step on the button.  Push the safe to the left so it rests on the button.  Jump onto the ledge and run into the spikes.

46. Step on one of the buttons.  Jump up onto the big ledge and push the safe so it’s overtop the right button.  Step on the right button and the safe will fall on you.

45. Jump over the button and push the safe on the floor so it’s lined up beneath the other safe.  Push the button and the safes will stack.  Push the bottom safe out from underneath and the top one will fall on you.

44. Get the gun and stand on the wall on the left.  Tap right to aim that direction and hold down the up arrow while you continuously press space.  When the safe falls, jump on it and jump on the wall and jump onto the spikes.

43. Get the gun.  Stand on the ledge with the wastebasket and fire the gun to the right as fast as you can.  Make a continuous stream of bullets bouncing all around the screen and over your head.  Jump onto the ledge and again into the stream of bullets.

42. Get the gun.  Stand underneath the picture frame and walk all the way to the right until you can go no further without jumping.  Tap the left arrow key to aim the gun to the left.  Fire two bullets in quick succession and immediately run and stand over top of the wastebasket.  The bullets will bounce around and hit the safe, causing it to fall on your head.

41. Get the gun.  Stand on the small ledge on the left facing right and fire two bullets in quick succession.  The first will hit the wooden block.  The second will hit the safe, knocking it clear of the pit below it.  Push the safe to the right against the wall.  Jump on it, then onto the ledge, and run into the spikes.

40. Get the gun.  Jump on the spring, facing right, and shoot a continuous stream of bullets.  Eventually one will ricochet back and hit you.

39. Get the gun.  Fire a continuous stream of bullets.  Eventually one will ricochet around the screen and hit you.

38. Get the gun.  Shoot the first danger block and start a chain reaction of explosions.  Stand between where the first and second blocks used to be and wait for the safe to land on your head.

37. Get the gun.  Jump onto the ledge with the danger block and push it off the ledge to the right.  Fall off the ledge and continue pushing the danger block to the right until it is exactly on top of the real ledge barely connecting the two chains of danger blocks on the ground.  Stand underneath the safe on the left, face right, shoot the first danger block and wait for the safe to land on your head.

36. Get the gun.  Push the safe to the right one block width so it’s squarely on top of the right danger block.  Stand to the left of the group of danger blocks and shoot the closest one.  The safe will jump onto the second group of danger blocks.  Push the safe to the right so it’s squarely on top of the right danger block.  Stand on the ledge at the far left beneath the safe and shoot to the right.  The safe will jump to the final group of danger blocks.  Jump in the air and continuously shoot.  You will hit either the safe or the danger block.  Either way, the danger block will be sent onto the button and the safe will fall on your head.

35. Walk to the left and wrap around the screen.  Jump onto the sequence of ledges and jump into the spikes.

34. Push the bottom safe to the left so it’s slightly more than one safe’s width away from the left side of the screen.  Jump on it and up onto the ledge above.  Push the safe that is up there to the right so that it falls on top of the other safe.  Walk all the way to the left, fall off the ledge, and push the safe on the bottom all the way to the right up against the wall beneath the two safes.  Go stand on the switch on the far right side of the screen.  Push the safe on the top far enough to the right to get it past the switch with enough room for you to jump on top of the safe and jump over the wall above the switch.  Jump on the electric boxes to electrocute yourself.

33. Get the gun.  Stand on the electric boxes and shoot the switch to the right to electrocute yourself.

32. Push the safe on the electric boxes to the right until it triggers the box switch.  Push the danger box to the right far enough so that it barely touches the last electric box.  Push the safe to the left to be flush with the danger box, without stepping on the regular switch.  Jump over the ledge, and quickly walk over the switch and stand under the safe as it lands on your head.

31. Grab the gun.  Use the spring to land on the nearby platform.  Face to the right and fire.  When the safe falls, fire again.  When the second safe is out of the way, continuously fire and jump until you fire at least two bullets that are at the right height to hit the pink rebounder.  Then stop jumping and hold the right arrow key and you’ll run underneath the bullet.

30. Run into the spikes.

29. Grab the gun and shoot the two wooden boxes.  Stand on the ledge to the left of the remaining three wooden boxes.  Shoot three bullets and quickly press right to fall off the ledge and stand over top of the right flowerpot.  The safe will fall on your head.

28. This level takes luck.  Jump to the right so that you get the gun, firing continously with space bar even before you have the gun.  Keep restarting and trying this until you get a bullet bouncing between the rebounders.  Then, when the bullet heads to the right side of the middle, step on the switch and quickly go and stand far enough from the middle wall so that exactly two blocks can fit between you and the wall.  The bullet will hit the safe and it will fall on your head.

27. Get the gun.  Stand at the far left side of the map, facing right, and shoot.  Quickly run left to wrap around the map and get hit by the bullet on the other side.

26. Push the bottom safe slightly to the right, but not far enough to hit the switch.  Jump on it and up onto the ledge with the second safe.  Jump on the second safe and use it to get on the ledge with the gun.  Be careful not to push the second safe off the ledge.  Get the gun.  Jump onto the ledge to the left with the third safe, and push it off the ledge to the left.  When it falls, push it left so that it lands on the first switch.  Push the first safe all the way to the right to hit the switch.  Jump onto that safe, then the ledge with the second safe, then onto the second safe, then onto the ledge at the top right.  This next part is pretty tricky.  Run off the ledge to the right, and immediately hold down left and start shooting.  Keep holding left to bring your character to a spot half a box width away from the left wall of the pit.  If you shot the safe, it will fall to the left and hit you.  If you shot the wooden block, the safe will fall on you.

25. Get the gun.  Push the danger block to the left so it’s not on top of the switch blocks with the red circles.  Push the safe on top of these switch blocks instead.  Go and press the button to drop the safe to the bottom.  Also flip the switch to turn the electricity on.  Push the danger block to the right so it rests on top of the wooden block and shoot it.  Fall into the hole, jump to the left, and push the safe on top of the switch.  Electrocute yourself.

24. Grab the gun.  Run to the right and jump, shooting the safe at the apex of your jump.  Continue pressing right until you fall and the safe lands on you.  This one may take a couple resets.  Try to jump as late as you can without jumping on top of the platform that the safe is on.

23. Grab the gun.  Push the safe as far to the right as you can.  Stand on the first ledge and shoot left so that the bullet starts bouncing off the rebounders.  Quickly, jump onto the top ledge and run next to the safe and start pushing it to the right, even though it won’t go any further.  Keep pushing it to the right as the bullet hits the other safe at the end of the rebounding and knocks it onto the button.  When I do this, I seem to drop faster than the safe and by pushing right I get under it and die.  If this doesn’t happen, presumably you can just push the safe onto the switch and run into the spikes.  I’ve never had the opportunity, though.

22.  Grab the gun.  Jump on the spring and onto the platform.  Jump over the switch, and stand to the left of it, but don’t hit the switch.  Fire a stream of bullets to the right, then quickly stop firing and hold down the right arrow key until you get underneath where the safe will fall.  It will land on your head.

21. Grab the gun.  Stand to the left of the switch.  Fire one bullet and run right over the switch.  You should be firing the bullet after you start running, but before you hit the switch.  The wall will come down just long enough for the bullet to pass by, and the safe will be moved to the next platform, safe from falling.  Repeat this process again to move the safe again.  Then, step on the switch and shoot the safe onto the final switch.  Jump over the first pit and into the spikes.

20. Jump into the pit.  Keep falling continuously.  Shoot continuously left and right until you hit both safes twice.  Walk into the spikes.

19. Hold the right arrow through this whole level.  As soon as you pick up the gun, start shooting.  Your first shot will ricochet back and hit you before the safe has a chance to fall in the way.

18. As soon as you land on the ground, run to the right so you can get under the safe.

17. Push the safe just far enough to the right to activate the switch.  Walk to the left off the screen and come out on the right.  Jump down and walk into the spikes.

16. Jump up the ledges, and jump above the ceiling onto the big ledge at the top.  Fall off the right side and land on the spikes.

15. Jump onto the bottom ledge, then jump up and to the left off the screen, landing on the ledge on the right.  Flip the switch on, then jump over it to the left and onto the electric blocks.

14. Hold down the right arrow key until you are electrocuted.

13. Stand on the switch and press “R” to reload.  Do the same thing three more times in each area of the stage.  Then turn on the electricity and electrocute yourself.

12. Only the spikes on the right side of the screen at the very bottom are real.  Impale yourself on them.

11. Every jump goes higher than the last.  Keep jumping until you can get the gun.  Then, continuously shoot left and right as you jump off the ground to catch a bullet in the rebounder.  Then, continuously jump until you hit a bullet.

10. Repeatedly tap the left arrow key as fast as you can until you impale yourself on the spikes.

9. Jump into the first pit and grab the gun.  Jump into the second pit and land next to the danger block.  Push it to the left so it falls on top of the safe.  Shoot the danger block and the safe will fall into the first pit.  Jump into the first pit and run into the safe.  Somehow it will squish you as you wrap around the world.

8. Jump over the switch without stepping on it.  Push the safe to the right so that it barely touches the edge of the closest danger block.  Get the gun and stand on the safe, facing right.  Shoot three times to clear the three wooden blocks on the bottom.  Jump and shoot the other wood blocks, but be careful not to shoot the danger blocks.  When all the wooden blocks are destroyed, the danger blocks should be arranged like steps.  Jump over the middle to the right and push the final danger block all the way to the left next to the wall.  Stand under the safe, face left, and shoot the danger block.  The chain reaction will send the safe over the switch, and the other safe will fall on your head.

7. Move one block width to the right from your starting location and press the “K” key on your keyboard.

6. Hold down the up arrow so you are constantly jumping.  While doing this, move so that you’re landing repeatedly on the switch.  The block should disappear and reappear, but the safe should not fall.  Jump about a dozen times on the switch and you’ll explode.

5. Jump up to the spikes and impale yourself against them.  The trick here is that the left and right arrow controls are reversed.

4. Click on the map to create blocks.  Make stairs climbing to the ceiling and jump up and impale yourself on the spikes on the ceiling.

3. Wherever your mouse is, there will be an invisible block.  So use this to navigate the map to get over to the safe and push it onto the switch.  Then jump down and impale yourself against the spikes.  You can move up by jumping and moving the mouse underneath your guy, and then just moving your mouse up.

2. Click on “Return to Menu” and you will explode instantly.

1. Avoid the hearts and eventually the square will land on you, squishing you.  Each heart you collect will be one more life you get, and one more time you will have to be squished.

There’s also a little after game where you only have to run to the right three screens and die.  Congratulations, you’re dead!

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1. Enter the gateway on the left.  Walk to the end of the hall and press the button to open the door.  Enter the door.

2. Pick up the handheld mirror.  Click on the big mirror on the wall to look at it.  Click the faucet knob on the right to turn on the hot water.  Steam will rise up and fog the mirror, displaying a number. (7997)  Click on the wall to go back to the bathroom view.

3. Click on the keypad on the cabinet below the sink.  Enter the number into the panel to open it.  Pick up the video tape and leave the bathroom.

4. The door will close and an eye will appear above the door.  Stand under the light and use the mirror on the eye.  Continue back into the main room.

5. Click on the television.  Drag the first video tape into the slot and press the transfer button.  Press the eject button to remove the tape.  Watch the two videos for story, and turn off the TV by clicking next to it.  You don’t have to watch the videos to continue.

6. Enter the doorway on the right.  Walk to the second red square, then back to the first.  Then walk ahead to the 4th and back to the third.  Finally, walk ahead to the sixth, and back to the fifth.  Then walk to the door on the right and it will open.  Go through it.

7. Pick up the lighter and newspaper on the table.  Open the drawer in the top left corner and take the screwdriver.  Look at the painting on the wall and there is a sequence of numbers. (786)

8. Use the newspaper on the door, then use the key on the lock.  Step out of the way and pick up the newspaper to get the key.  Then use the key on the lock and go through the door.

9. There is an invisible path on the ground heading straight out from the door.  You can see the footprints under your mouse when you move it over the path.  When you walk on the path, it shows up for a brief time, and you have to make it entirely visible.  Standing on the standing location just inside the door, click on the farthest point along the path where the mouse still shows footprints.  You will walk straight there and display the whole path.  Take the second videotape and head back through the living room.

10. When you get to the red light path again, walk out to the other door using the same pattern as you did walking in, but in reverse.  Walk out two squares from the right, then back to the first square, then out to the fourth square and back to the third, then out to the sixth square and back to the fifth, then to the other door and it will open.

11. Watch the TV.  Put the second videotape in the slot and press the transfer button.  When it’s done transferring both clips, eject the tape.  Watch the video clips for story and turn off the TV.

12. Enter the second door on the right.  Flip the light on and off three times until you see the light in the distance blink three times.  Examine the table.  Pick up the pen and draw all over the ripped off part of the paper at the bottom.  A number will be revealed. (86763454)  Pick up the phone and call this number.  Proceed to the next room.

13. Use the lighter on the sprinkler, and head to the next room.

14. Get the videotape.  When the eyes appear, open the refrigerator and hide in the shadow behind it.  Your avatar should get very dark gray.  The blinking will speed up, and then stop and the door will open.  Leave the room.

15. Stand under the light and use the mirror on the water.  This will create a spectrum.  (Blue, Purple, Yellow, Green, Red, Orange)  Click on the alarm override near the left door and enter in the same color sequence.  Leave the room to the left and head through through that room back to the main room.

16. Watch the TV.  Put the third videotape in the slot and press the transfer button.  When it’s done transferring both clips, eject the tape.  Watch the video clips for story and turn off the TV.

17. Enter the second door on the left.  Note the code above the opposite door.  (24 79 163)  Look through the window.  Enter 12, 12 into the keypad so that the subject responds 24.  If he is wrong, hit the punish button.  Reset and enter 35, 44 into the keypad so that the subject rcesponds 79.  Again, use the punish button if the result is incorrect.  Reset and enter 99, 64 into the keypad so that the subject responds 163.  Again, use the punish button if the result is incorrect.  Proceed to the left into the next room.

18. Use the telescope.  Watch as the girl comes in and blinks the light three times.  Blink your light three times.  When the light comes on in the distance, use the telescope again.  The phone will ring.  Answer it and dial 11223311 to match the tones.  Proceed into the next room.

19. Watch the TV.  Enter the code from the pyramids into the TV channel console.  (786)  The bookcase will open – take the videotape and return back to the main room.

20. After the little sequence, watch the TV.  Put the fourth videotape in the slot and press the transfer button.  When it’s done transferring all three clips, eject the tape.  Watch the video clips for story and turn off the TV.

21. Pick up the wire.  Examine the girl and plug the wire into her neck.  Enter the numbers into her chest in the chronological order of the videos.  All of the videos are dated (DD/MM).  The order is 2, 6, 4, 3, 7, 9, 8, 5, 1.

22. Watch the final conversation and leave the same way the girl did.  Congratulations!

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The “Level Number” is how many lives you have left.

49. Jump up the stairs and fall into the spikes.

48. Jump on the ledge and push the first safe to the right so it falls off.  Jump off the ledge and continue pushing the safe to the right until it hits the wall.  Jump on the safe and onto the next ledge.  Push the second safe to the right, and jump over it and into the spikes.

47. Step on the button.  Push the safe to the left so it rests on the button.  Jump onto the ledge and run into the spikes.

46. Step on one of the buttons.  Jump up onto the big ledge and push the safe so it’s overtop the right button.  Step on the right button and the safe will fall on you.

45. Jump over the button and push the safe on the floor so it’s lined up beneath the other safe.  Push the button and the safes will stack.  Push the bottom safe out from underneath and the top one will fall on you.

44. Get the gun and stand on the wall on the left.  Tap right to aim that direction and hold down the up arrow while you continuously press space.  When the safe falls, jump on it and jump on the wall and jump onto the spikes.

43. Get the gun.  Stand on the ledge with the wastebasket and fire the gun to the right as fast as you can.  Make a continuous stream of bullets bouncing all around the screen and over your head.  Jump onto the ledge and again into the stream of bullets.

42. Get the gun.  Stand underneath the picture frame and walk all the way to the right until you can go no further without jumping.  Tap the left arrow key to aim the gun to the left.  Fire two bullets in quick succession and immediately run and stand over top of the wastebasket.  The bullets will bounce around and hit the safe, causing it to fall on your head.

41. Get the gun.  Stand on the small ledge on the left facing right and fire two bullets in quick succession.  The first will hit the wooden block.  The second will hit the safe, knocking it clear of the pit below it.  Push the safe to the right against the wall.  Jump on it, then onto the ledge, and run into the spikes.

40. Get the gun.  Jump on the spring, facing right, and shoot a continuous stream of bullets.  Eventually one will ricochet back and hit you.

39. Get the gun.  Fire a continuous stream of bullets.  Eventually one will ricochet around the screen and hit you.

38. Get the gun.  Shoot the first danger block and start a chain reaction of explosions.  Stand between where the first and second blocks used to be and wait for the safe to land on your head.

37. Get the gun.  Jump onto the ledge with the danger block and push it off the ledge to the right.  Fall off the ledge and continue pushing the danger block to the right until it is exactly on top of the real ledge barely connecting the two chains of danger blocks on the ground.  Stand underneath the safe on the left, face right, shoot the first danger block and wait for the safe to land on your head.

36. Get the gun.  Push the safe to the right one block width so it’s squarely on top of the right danger block.  Stand to the left of the group of danger blocks and shoot the closest one.  The safe will jump onto the second group of danger blocks.  Push the safe to the right so it’s squarely on top of the right danger block.  Stand on the ledge at the far left beneath the safe and shoot to the right.  The safe will jump to the final group of danger blocks.  Jump in the air and continuously shoot.  You will hit either the safe or the danger block.  Either way, the danger block will be sent onto the button and the safe will fall on your head.

35. Walk to the left and wrap around the screen.  Jump onto the sequence of ledges and jump into the spikes.

34. Push the bottom safe to the left so it’s slightly more than one safe’s width away from the left side of the screen.  Jump on it and up onto the ledge above.  Push the safe that is up there to the right so that it falls on top of the other safe.  Walk all the way to the left, fall off the ledge, and push the safe on the bottom all the way to the right up against the wall beneath the two safes.  Go stand on the switch on the far right side of the screen.  Push the safe on the top far enough to the right to get it past the switch with enough room for you to jump on top of the safe and jump over the wall above the switch.  Jump on the electric boxes to electrocute yourself.

33. Get the gun.  Stand on the electric boxes and shoot the switch to the right to electrocute yourself.

32. Push the safe on the electric boxes to the right until it triggers the box switch.  Push the danger box to the right far enough so that it barely touches the last electric box.  Push the safe to the left to be flush with the danger box, without stepping on the regular switch.  Jump over the ledge, and quickly walk over the switch and stand under the safe as it lands on your head.

31. Grab the gun.  Use the spring to land on the nearby platform.  Face to the right and fire.  When the safe falls, fire again.  When the second safe is out of the way, continuously fire and jump until you fire at least two bullets that are at the right height to hit the pink rebounder.  Then stop jumping and hold the right arrow key and you’ll run underneath the bullet.

30. Run into the spikes.

29. Grab the gun and shoot the two wooden boxes.  Stand on the ledge to the left of the remaining three wooden boxes.  Shoot three bullets and quickly press right to fall off the ledge and stand over top of the right flowerpot.  The safe will fall on your head.

28. This level takes luck.  Jump to the right so that you get the gun, firing continously with space bar even before you have the gun.  Keep restarting and trying this until you get a bullet bouncing between the rebounders.  Then, when the bullet heads to the right side of the middle, step on the switch and quickly go and stand far enough from the middle wall so that exactly two blocks can fit between you and the wall.  The bullet will hit the safe and it will fall on your head.

27. Get the gun.  Stand at the far left side of the map, facing right, and shoot.  Quickly run left to wrap around the map and get hit by the bullet on the other side.

26. Push the bottom safe slightly to the right, but not far enough to hit the switch.  Jump on it and up onto the ledge with the second safe.  Jump on the second safe and use it to get on the ledge with the gun.  Be careful not to push the second safe off the ledge.  Get the gun.  Jump onto the ledge to the left with the third safe, and push it off the ledge to the left.  When it falls, push it left so that it lands on the first switch.  Push the first safe all the way to the right to hit the switch.  Jump onto that safe, then the ledge with the second safe, then onto the second safe, then onto the ledge at the top right.  This next part is pretty tricky.  Run off the ledge to the right, and immediately hold down left and start shooting.  Keep holding left to bring your character to a spot half a box width away from the left wall of the pit.  If you shot the safe, it will fall to the left and hit you.  If you shot the wooden block, the safe will fall on you.

25. Get the gun.  Push the danger block to the left so it’s not on top of the switch blocks with the red circles.  Push the safe on top of these switch blocks instead.  Go and press the button to drop the safe to the bottom.  Also flip the switch to turn the electricity on.  Push the danger block to the right so it rests on top of the wooden block and shoot it.  Fall into the hole, jump to the left, and push the safe on top of the switch.  Electrocute yourself.

24. Grab the gun.  Run to the right and jump, shooting the safe at the apex of your jump.  Continue pressing right until you fall and the safe lands on you.  This one may take a couple resets.  Try to jump as late as you can without jumping on top of the platform that the safe is on.

23. Grab the gun.  Push the safe as far to the right as you can.  Stand on the first ledge and shoot left so that the bullet starts bouncing off the rebounders.  Quickly, jump onto the top ledge and run next to the safe and start pushing it to the right, even though it won’t go any further.  Keep pushing it to the right as the bullet hits the other safe at the end of the rebounding and knocks it onto the button.  When I do this, I seem to drop faster than the safe and by pushing right I get under it and die.  If this doesn’t happen, presumably you can just push the safe onto the switch and run into the spikes.  I’ve never had the opportunity, though.

22.  Grab the gun.  Jump on the spring and onto the platform.  Jump over the switch, and stand to the left of it, but don’t hit the switch.  Fire a stream of bullets to the right, then quickly stop firing and hold down the right arrow key until you get underneath where the safe will fall.  It will land on your head.

21. Grab the gun.  Stand to the left of the switch.  Fire one bullet and run right over the switch.  You should be firing the bullet after you start running, but before you hit the switch.  The wall will come down just long enough for the bullet to pass by, and the safe will be moved to the next platform, safe from falling.  Repeat this process again to move the safe again.  Then, step on the switch and shoot the safe onto the final switch.  Jump over the first pit and into the spikes.

20. Jump into the pit.  Keep falling continuously.  Shoot continuously left and right until you hit both safes twice.  Walk into the spikes.

19. Hold the right arrow through this whole level.  As soon as you pick up the gun, start shooting.  Your first shot will ricochet back and hit you before the safe has a chance to fall in the way.

18. As soon as you land on the ground, run to the right so you can get under the safe.

17. Push the safe just far enough to the right to activate the switch.  Walk to the left off the screen and come out on the right.  Jump down and walk into the spikes.

16. Jump up the ledges, and jump above the ceiling onto the big ledge at the top.  Fall off the right side and land on the spikes.

15. Jump onto the bottom ledge, then jump up and to the left off the screen, landing on the ledge on the right.  Flip the switch on, then jump over it to the left and onto the electric blocks.

14. Hold down the right arrow key until you are electrocuted.

13. Stand on the switch and press “R” to reload.  Do the same thing three more times in each area of the stage.  Then turn on the electricity and electrocute yourself.

12. Only the spikes on the right side of the screen at the very bottom are real.  Impale yourself on them.

11. Every jump goes higher than the last.  Keep jumping until you can get the gun.  Then, continuously shoot left and right as you jump off the ground to catch a bullet in the rebounder.  Then, continuously jump until you hit a bullet.

10. Repeatedly tap the left arrow key as fast as you can until you impale yourself on the spikes.

9. Jump into the first pit and grab the gun.  Jump into the second pit and land next to the danger block.  Push it to the left so it falls on top of the safe.  Shoot the danger block and the safe will fall into the first pit.  Jump into the first pit and run into the safe.  Somehow it will squish you as you wrap around the world.

8. Jump over the switch without stepping on it.  Push the safe to the right so that it barely touches the edge of the closest danger block.  Get the gun and stand on the safe, facing right.  Shoot three times to clear the three wooden blocks on the bottom.  Jump and shoot the other wood blocks, but be careful not to shoot the danger blocks.  When all the wooden blocks are destroyed, the danger blocks should be arranged like steps.  Jump over the middle to the right and push the final danger block all the way to the left next to the wall.  Stand under the safe, face left, and shoot the danger block.  The chain reaction will send the safe over the switch, and the other safe will fall on your head.

7. Move one block width to the right from your starting location and press the “K” key on your keyboard.

6. Hold down the up arrow so you are constantly jumping.  While doing this, move so that you’re landing repeatedly on the switch.  The block should disappear and reappear, but the safe should not fall.  Jump about a dozen times on the switch and you’ll explode.

5. Jump up to the spikes and impale yourself against them.  The trick here is that the left and right arrow controls are reversed.

4. Click on the map to create blocks.  Make stairs climbing to the ceiling and jump up and impale yourself on the spikes on the ceiling.

3. Wherever your mouse is, there will be an invisible block.  So use this to navigate the map to get over to the safe and push it onto the switch.  Then jump down and impale yourself against the spikes.  You can move up by jumping and moving the mouse underneath your guy, and then just moving your mouse up.

2. Click on “Return to Menu” and you will explode instantly.

1. Avoid the hearts and eventually the square will land on you, squishing you.  Each heart you collect will be one more life you get, and one more time you will have to be squished.

There’s also a little after game where you only have to run to the right three screens and die.  Congratulations, you’re dead!

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Factions: all factions are exactly the same.  None of them have any special attacks or advantages.

Starting map: Try for a map where your territories are all bunched up together.  These are easier to defend.  As soon as the game starts, you will want to attack in a direction to bring your armies closer together.  Once you have them bunched up, the real game begins.

Attacks: Any attack where you have more armies than your enemy is a good attack.  Any attack where you have less armies is a bad attack.  Only make good attacks.  For every army you have, up to the maximum of eight, you will be able to roll a 6-sided dice in combat.  Whoever has the highest value wins, and a tie goes to the defender.  So always make sure you have more dice when you attack.

Look Ahead: Whenever you attack a territory, make sure that you will end up with more dice than your new neighbors.  This will make sure you can defend from an attack.  If this will not happen, you should not attack.  Instead, just gather your forces.

Maximum 8 Armies: When your territory has 8 armies, your symbol is changed to that of your faction.  No more armies can be put in this space.  Once all of your territories have 8 armies, your armies will go in a reserve.  You will gain one army for every territory you control, so add this together with your reserve, and divide by 8, and this is how many attacks you should make.  This will ensure that all of your territories always have the full 8 armies, which is the maximum defense.

Use these plans to take out all of your enemies.  You will win in no time.

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1. Go to the triangle building.  Click on the triangle in the middle.  Pick up the metallic sphere and make a note of the pattern on the back wall.  It’s different in every game, and you will need this pattern for the next step.

2. Go to the square building and light up the grid to match the pattern you saw on the triangle building.  Take the mallet and the metallic sphere.

3. Go to the circular building and use the mallet on the middle piece.  Take the metallic sphere.

4. Go to the football-shaped building – the final one.  If you put a piece in the wrong place, hit the reset button.  The piece you got from the circular building connects in a straight line, and there’s only one of the three holes where that can be used.  Place this one there and the other two spheres in the other two holes.  Rotate the spheres so that they connect the lines.  The straight-lined sphere will have one extra connector to it that isn’t used.

5. Rotate the inner piece so that the straight-line sphere is on the top, and the two angled spheres are on the bottom left and bottom right.  Rotate the outer piece so that it connects up all the lines, forming one solid path from the right side to the left.  Once you are done, click the enter button.

6. Go to the storeroom and look at the dates in the Maintenance Log.  Find the date for the maintenance for the Sphere Statue. (second date, 2733)  Go to the Office 2 and get the coordinates for the Sphere Statue and write it down.  (always 12, -25, 30)  Go to the temporal lab and enter the coordinates and date.  Press the top button on the right to activate.  If you have problems with the date, please note that the date comes before the month in the entry.  Open the toolbox and take the fuse.  Reset the machine.

7. Go to the storeroom and find the date for fixing the sink in the Canteen. (third date, 2733)  Go to the Office 2 and get the coordinates for the Canteen.  (always 8, -98, 14)  Go to the temporal lab and enter the coordinates and date.  Press the button to activate.  Open the cupboard and take the key.  Reset the machine.

8. Go to the Office 1 and open the drawer.  Look at the paper and note the date.  (year 2733)  Go to the Office 2 and get the coordinates for the Park.  (always 80, 60, 54)  Go to the temporal lab and enter the coordinates and date.  Press the button to activate.  Pick up the scrap of paper and reset the machine.

9. Go to the storeroom.  Use the key on the toolbox.  Take the lazer from the toolbox.  Take the Crystal Data disk on the bottom shelf.  Take a Power Core from the middle shelf.  Take the purple gem from the bottom shelf.

10. Go to the Office 1 and click on the terminal.  Click on Human Data.  Click on the paper in your inventory and enter the code.  Click the button.  Drag the crystal data disk into the terminal.  Take the data disk back.

11. Go to the S.E. Generator.  Click the button on the right to open the hole in the bottom and put the power core in.  Click the middle button to power up the device.  Click the middle button again to charge the power core.  Take the power core.

12. Go to the cloning room.  Go to the panel and put the data disk in.  Then click the data disk to take it back out.  Go to the office 1, move the bush by dragging it, and click on the mirror behind.  Take note of your hair color and eye color.  Hover over the eyes to see the color.  Return to the Cloning Room and select your hair and eye color and click ready.  Click the bottom button to open the slot for the power core.  Put the power core into the cloning machine.  Start the cloning process by clicking the top button.  When it’s done, click the top button again to transfer the soul in.  Remove the power core from the tube.

13. Go back to the S.E. Generator.  Click the the right side of the machine where you can see the panel, then click on the panel.  Click on the broken fuse #3 to remove it.  Click on fuse #2 to remove it and put it in the #3 slot.  Put your new fuse from your inventory into the #2 slot.  Each side should now equal 70.  Go back and put the power core in.  Click the main button to charge the machine.  Click on the broken lazer to remove it from the assembly.  Put the spare lazer in its’ place.  Click the button to charge the power core.  Take the charged power core. Go back to the cloning room.  Put the charged core in again and activate it.  Repeat this process one more time.  (The percentage on the wall of the Virtual Reality Room should say 45% when completed.)  When finished, tell the woman to go to the Virtual Reality Room.

14. Go to the Office 2 and take the yellow data gem.  Go to the Virtual Reality Room.  The monitor on the wall should say 45%.  15% is added for each time you charge the power core and process the power in the Cloning machine. Tell the woman to sit in the VR chair.  Put the purple data gem in the chair, click the top button to close it, and the middle button to activate.  While it’s counting down, explore the facility and look for a gray oval floating on the screen emitting sparks.  It may be outside the facility at one of the shaped buildings.  Take it and give it to the clone before the countdown expries.  (You cannot get the highest possible score without this, but you can finish the game.)  Repeat this process for the yellow data gem, looking for a glowing square this time.  When it’s done, tell the woman to go to the Prism Lab Entrance.

15. Go to the Prism Lab Entrance.  Click the bottom button to open the door.  Tell the woman to enter the prism lab.  Click the bottom button to close the door.  Click the top button to start the test.  Search around the campus for a glowing triangle and give it to her on the observation deck.  When it’s done, she will vanish.

16. Return outside to the main are with the four buildings and look around until you find the woman.  Talk to her.

Congratulations!  The final scores range from 85% to 100% depending on how many of those extra glowing shapes you found.

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The first step is to get a couple weapons upgrades.  To do this, kill as many of the little ships as you can.  The enemy will upgrade a couple times and send harder guys, but just keep killing them.  When you kill them, you get green dots which give you Ether, which you can spend on upgrades.  The most important upgrades are Cannon and Engine.  Be sure to get a couple of Allied Units and Shield, too.

Once you get 3-4 levels of canon and engine, you can start to take on the big orange suns.  Start with the three on the outside and work your way in.  You will definitely need the top canon and engine to defeat the inside orange suns.  Stay ahead of them and anticpate their rotation around the red ball.  With a couple levels of Shield, you have very little chance of dying.  Just concentrate each shot on the orange sun because it regenerates constantly.

Once you’ve taken out the inside layer of suns, take out the big red evil sun in the middle.  All of your allied ships will come to help.