For those of you that are interested in the progress that my baby is doing, check out faith.sillica.com. I feel that dedicating a blog for her alone only seems fitting.

Well this is going to be a quick post. My child has a heart disease and we are going to get rushed to Columbia hospital in NYC to deterine how severe it is. Best case is surgery, worst case is dea…. Let’s bot talk about that.

What changes? I will be looking to get a second job. Anyone hiring? It is very possible that I will have to move to NYC to be closer to the hospital.

The worst case? My wife will have to carry the child to full term knowing the child will die. This is very unlikely but it was also unlikely that my child would have this issue in the first place.

With me luck, say a prayer, do whatever it takes to with my child well……

As I read my emails this morning, I noticed something completely off the wall. I figured there was no way that this said what I thought it said. In the subject line for Buy.com Deals, it reads as follows:

2-Pk Hi-Fi Earphones = $10, Trojans = $10, Intel Dual-Core Notebook = $399.99,..

I was like, hmmm Trojans? That must be some kind of computer term or something…so I open up the email and read the following…

Logitech Cordless Desktop S510 - Wireless Keyboard & Optical Mouse -
Factory Refurbished
SAVE 71%
FREE BUDGET SHIPPING
Buy.com price: $19.99
List price: $69.99

Trojan Elexa Ultra Sensitive Lubricated Latex Condoms - 24 Pack
FREE BUDGET SHIPPING
Buy.com price: $10.00

HP Pavilion m8000n Media Center TV Desktop - AMD Athlon 64X2 5200+
2.6GHz - 2GB, 500GB, DVD-Writer (DVD-RAM/R/RW), Fast Ethernet,
Windows Vista Home Premium (Factory Refurbished)
FREE BUDGET SHIPPING
Buy.com price: $449.99

It appears that they are truly condoms. What is the world coming to when my computer and electronics websites starts to try to solicit condoms onto me? Where were these great condom deals back in January when my wife got pregnant?!?!!

(NOTE: my wife and I planned this pregnancy…)

Yesterday, I found out the sex of my child, almost.  The tech in the beginning goes, oh I know what you are having!  Both my wife and myself wanted to know so we eagerly asked what it is.  The tech said, “ITS A GIRL!” She showed us why she thought it was a girl but said that she would confirm this with more accurate tests later on.  Well, it turns out, that my baby was not feeling up to the camera yesterday for it never stood still long enough to get those shots.  My child is as much of a boy as Hillary will become president.  The odds are poor, but you just can’t rule it out.

Of course, my wife went out shopping and bought a shitload of clothes for the child.  The only thing I was disappointed about was the fact that she bought clothes for 6-12 months and nothing for 0-6.  Is the child going to be naked for the first 6 months?  Well lets put my wife’s issues aside and all breathe easy that my child is not an alien! Or a zombie!  Or a sheep!  I am always worried about those sheep!