Here is a true story about the unspoken tale of Palm Pre JR and his magical journey to become the greatest pancake maker in the known lands. How did it happen, you may ask? Well, let me inform you of the epic tale.
It all started one fateful night that a ninja, Palm Pre, lost in his way stumbled upon a web programmer named bekabug. Bekabug, had always loved ninjas and when she saw the lost Palm Pre, she just knew what her calling would be, she would take him home and care for him. She also thought it would earn her credits on forums where everyone claims they own a ninja, now she did!
As the weeks moved on, bekabug realized why no one actually harbors a ninja. For one, he always leaves the seat up on the toilet, I mean, is this really ninja like? Then, one day, as she is doing ninja laundry, she starts getting sudden cravings. She does not understand, but she yearns for pancakes. Yes, pancakes of all things. It then dawns on her that she has become pregnant and when she goes to confront Palm Pre, he is no where to be found.
Damn Ninja!
With the ninja, gone, her pancake needs are still left unsatisfied. She needed to find a pancake restaurant to meet her needs. She had spent the next several months searching for a pancake restaurant but it seems that pancakes in TN have vanished.
She tried the huddle house but they only had waffles. WAFFLES! Clearly, the terrorists have gotten to the huddle house. Who would serve waffles over pancakes.
Next she tried IHOP but the international house of pancakes makes horrific pancakes. She knew this when patients were playing Frisbee with the pancakes. Clearly she will get no satisfaction there.
As she got to the waffle house, she clearly realized that the pancakes would be sub par. This has left her in a zombie like stumper for 9 months eating waffles. Fucking waffles.
When Palm Pre JR finally came to light, his goals were clear. He would bring pancakes back to TN. The terrorist will not win, they will not force waffles on us anymore. Bekabug sent him to the finest pancake schools and he graduated with high honors. He rushed home to share his new found recipes with his mother. Tears of joy were streaming down Palm Pre Jr’s face as he raced home only to find bekabug in a comma. A waffle comma.
This is a tragic ending to the epic tale of Palm Pre Jr and his search for the pancake!
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