I never thought this day has come but it did. Here is the telephone transcript of a call I just had.
Moron: Hello, I cannot access your website
ME: what website?
Moron: The mail site.
ME: What website are you going to.
Moron: https://mail.COMPANY.com
ME: can you get to other websites, like google?
Moron: Yes, I can do everything except get on the mail site.
ME: I verified that the site is working. Can you provide the web address again, maybe there is a typo. Also, are you using bookmarks?
Moron: I always type it. I never use bookmarks. I am putting in https://male.COMPANY.com…oh wait, it is supposed to be mail.COMPANY.com isn’t it?
ME: Yes, does it work now?
Moron: I have to go now…
Thats right, he was using male instead of mail…where is the world coming to?



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