Well, there finally is an app for the iPhone to write blog entries. As with all bleeding edge technologies, I decided to give it a try. The app seems decent for reading blog entries and writing posts. I would of liked to see some admin functionality to it though. I do not see a place to manage comments. This would be helpful and hppefully will be included in an upgrade. Also, spell checking (besides what the iPhone does) is also lacking.

All in all, if you needed to do a quick entry, this app is your man! Anything else, stick with the computer. I will follow the progress of wordpress for iPhone and wait for more functionality to emerge…..

Another dating sim walkthrough?  YOU GOT IT!  The name?  AchingDreamsHentaiDateSim!  Wow that is a mouth full!  I personally would of rathered Aching Dreams Hentai Date Sim, but who am I to argue?

This game is rather interesting.  First, I will tell you how to get with both girls, and then how to get all the endings.

Taiyo Ending

For this, we need to buy Rope and Light Crystal.  Focus on building up your magic requirements to 125.  Once there, earn enough money to buy both items.  At this point, follow all of the adventures until you get to the end.  Have sex with Taiyo and enjoy.

Selene Ending

For this, we need to buy Buckets and Collar.  Focus on building up your strength requirements to 125.  Once there, earn enough money to buy both items.  At this point, follow all of the adventures until you get to the end.  Have sex with Selene and enjoy

At this point, you have two cheat codes of importance.  Solarflare and lunareclipse.  Activate these cheats and finish all the adventures.  Make sure that both girls are at the same point at the end (do not beat the boss if both girl’s adventures are finished) and beat the end boss.  Enjoy the threesome.

Made of Fail

Do not finish either adventure and get with the old hag!

Be a Beacon

Go to the lighthouse after finishing the lighthouse adventure.  Keep the lighthouse girl some company… *hint hint nudge nudge

Oldest Profession

Sleep with the shop person by purchasing the special service

Filthy Lucre

Activate all cheats and raise over 1400 dollars.  Keep sleeping with the shop keeper until she offers you to buy into her business.

Back Door Lover

Have anal sex with Taiyo at the end
Cheats:

sloarflare – faster stats
lunareclipse – faster money
ultramanseven – “Ultra C-C-C-Cheat Activated!”
corona – taiyo’s ending
cognitum – selene’s ending
trine – the best ending (radiance)

Want another point and shoot webgame? You got it! Bang, Boom, Splat is your guy!

This game is decently fun and involves some point and shoot action. Basically, shoot the people you are supposed to kill, and don’t shoot the good guys. Here are some bonuses for those people that like that kinda thing…

Level 2 – Complete Level 1 with at least 30000 points .
Level 3 – Complete Level 2 with at least 40000 points.
Level 4 – Complete Level 3 with at least 30000 points.
Level 5 – Get bronze or higher in Levels 1 to 4.
Level 6 – Get bronze or higher in Level 5.
Level 7 – Get silver or higher in Levels 1 to 4.
Level 8 – Get silver or higher in Level 7.
Level 9 – Get at least 5 platinum scores.
Level 10 – Get at least 6 platinum scores.

So, I had a really weird dream last night that I recall in some detail and thought I might share it with you as briefly as I can.

For some reason, I was at the Disney Hollywood Studios amusement park with my father. We were hungry, so we approchaed a hot dog stand to get something to eat. Behind the counter was Uma Thurman serving hot dogs to a hungry crowd. Everyone was star struck by Uma, who was apparently taking a break from shooting a new movie in the backlot by getting down and dirty with the little people.

My father and I got our food from Uma and went to sit down on some nearby benches. I was disappointed with my hot dog: it was wide and flat and over cook, as if someone had squished it. After I finished it, Uma walked over to our table and sat down next to me to eat ice cream and take a break. We talked a little bit and she complained about how now she smelled like hot dogs and she would have to shower before returning to the movie set, but I don’t remember talking about anything else. I just recall having some fun down-to-earth talk with a famous person.

Well, that’s really all I remember about the dream. I think I was dreaming about that stuff for the following reasons: 1) Yesterday, I was reading an article about a new ride at the Disney Hollywood Studios called “Toy Story Midway Mania;” 2) I was telling a friend about how I saw Uma Thurman filming a movie in Manhattan recently and how I thought she looked a little awkward and was too tall for my personal taste. (No offense to Uma Thurman if she ever reads this blog post. I’ll still watch your movies because I think you are a talented actress – you just have no shot at ever dating me.); 3) Over the weekend, I was hanging out with some buddies of mine and we were eating hot dogs – but not in a gay-way, because there were hamburgers there, too. One of my friends was eating two hotdogs in a sandwich bun, which made it look like one wide hot dog. Also, we stopped off at Stewarts during the day and I got ice cream.

I don’t know why my father was there. I don’t recall him being particularly impressed with Uma Thurman, though I can’t say I blame him. She has weird eyes.

Care to help a chicken fly?  Sure why not?  How?  By playing CHICKEN IMPOSSIBLE!

I liked this game for its simplicity factor. Nothing insane, just have the chicken hit the following objects.  My strategy was to always use full power and adjust the angles.  The objects move slightly, but here are the baseline angles that I used for each object.  Just remember, the objects move so, change the angles slightly one direction or the other to hit the objects dead on.

Cow – 55 angle
wagon – 60 angle
hay – 54 angle
barn –  15 angle
Dock – 6 angle

A kissing game?  Sure why not!  Goodnight Kiss comes to mind!

The game is a little silly but does add a twist to the kiss and don’t see trick. 

Level 1

Beware of the dad in the door.  When he comes out, stop kissing
Beware of the mom in the window
Beware of the neighbor walking by
When the sprinklers come on, click on the jacket and put it on
Level 2

Stop kissing when the windows open.
Stop kissing when the guy walks by
Use the cellphone when Warden alert comes up

Level 3

Avoid kissing when the windows open
Avoid kissing when the front door opens
Grab the pill when the special comes up

Level 4

Same thing, avoid the people.
When special alert appears, click on the door man.

Want to play another silly launch game?  Sure why not!  Hedgehog Launch is the latest and greatest in this field.

I actually loved this game.  It is rare for me to get into launch games.  I find the process to be kinda boring.  This game actually excited me though.  What is more fun than launching a hedgehog into space!

My strategy?  Sure.  I found it was best to invest in band and launcher first.  The higher the hedgehog can go, the longer you will stay alive!  After I have come close to maxing that out, invest next in the rocket fuel and left and right steering.  When I was ready to invest in this, I was able to buy them all at the same time.  Next, invest in E-Rocket.  This gives you an extra 200 boost every time you press up.  The max level gives you three boosts.  Now you want to get into space?  Sure, let me tell you the secret!  First, if you have the max band and launcher, it is very easy.  You also need max in E-Rocket.  Launch yourself straight up and wait until you hit the peak.  Then, E-Rocket until you hit the peak.  Do this three times and you are in space!  Good luck!

Shooting game?  You got it!  Foxy Sniper is the game for you!

NOTE: Foxy Sniper 2 walkthrough here!

What I like about this game is that it is more than just stick figures.  I like stick figure shooters, but they are getting played out a bit!

Mission 1 – shoot person walking his dog

Mission II – shoot drunk – he is on the top floor next to the fridge throwing up

Mission III – shoot guy in a blue car – do not shoot the first blue car but the second.  Also use the white car to calibrate your gun.  As the white car passes, aim the scope on her head and wait.  After a few times, you should be able to get the hang of this.

Mission IV – shoot the terrorists in the bank

Shoot the skylight and then take out the terrorists

Mission V – shoot the guy playing pool on the second floor

Shoot the guy at the table not shooting.  Then shoot the other two people on the floor

Mission VI – kill everyone once agent leaves – I could not get this to work for the life of me.  I would wait until the agent leaves and then I fail.  I would shoot before he leaves and I fail.  After he leaves, I give a 3 second count and the mission fails.  I count two seconds and fire, the mission still fails!  I don’t get it…

Its been awhile for me to write a walkthough, but I just feel in love with Pandemic 2! Game link? You got it!

This game is exactly what I am looking for. You create a virus and then infect the world with it! What can get better than this? Well, here is what I did in order to beat this game.

First, pick your method of virus. I went with Virus but was able to replicate this strategy with all three methods. Then, sell whatever “gift” you get when you start the game. This is generally fever. You want to have 0 ill affects with this virus. Next, invest in the climate you are in. If you start in Cuba invest at least level 2 in heat. Then pay attention to where the airplanes go. Do they fly in warm or cool climates? Invest in at least 2 of cold climate as well. Once finished, activate airborne and water spread methods. Insect and rodent seem to be a waste of time to me. Invest in the moisture in order to infect the water supply. Watch in glee as your virus spreads around the world. At this point, level up your disease level. Invest in whatever you feel will kill best. Fever works as a great foundation. Watch as people die and close down the hospitals. If you are lucky, all hospitals will close down before a vaccination has been invented. If not, pray that it doesn’t cure your disease. If it does, game over man, game over! At this point, grab a sandwich and watch as you destroy the known world!

Good luck and happy killing!

I tip my hat for Antivirus 2009. It is going to become the next wave in spyware. Every version becomes more and more crazy it is not even funny! I read these support sites about people paying for this garbage. Well, let me tell you how to get rid of this sucker! There are a lot of bogus sites out there looking to have you download their shit in order to remove it. Well, I have found a program that does this and you do not have to pay for it. It is a demo version, but that just means that you cannot schedule scans. It still works and it works well!

http://www.download.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.htm

Run this program and do a full scan. It will find Antivirus 2009 and remove it. For good measure, I also manually remved it. You need to kill the task (usually it has something with 2009 in it running.) and then go to Program Files and delete the directory Antivirus 2009.

The end, your done! Good luck!