Yesterday, I found out the sex of my child, almost. The tech in the beginning goes, oh I know what you are having! Both my wife and myself wanted to know so we eagerly asked what it is. The tech said, “ITS A GIRL!” She showed us why she thought it was a girl but said that she would confirm this with more accurate tests later on. Well, it turns out, that my baby was not feeling up to the camera yesterday for it never stood still long enough to get those shots. My child is as much of a boy as Hillary will become president. The odds are poor, but you just can’t rule it out.
Of course, my wife went out shopping and bought a shitload of clothes for the child. The only thing I was disappointed about was the fact that she bought clothes for 6-12 months and nothing for 0-6. Is the child going to be naked for the first 6 months? Well lets put my wife’s issues aside and all breathe easy that my child is not an alien! Or a zombie! Or a sheep! I am always worried about those sheep!
October 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity.