I’m in trouble now.  I’ve become addicted to BottleCaps.  Remember those candies that came in a big roll and they tasted like soda pop?

I really only eat them for the Cola and Root Beer flavors.  The Cherry, Orange, and Grape aren’t so original.  I always take a handful out of the box, eat all the Cherry, then the Orange, then the Grape.  When only the Cola and Root Beer are left, I alternate off eating one then the other.

Target sells them in jumbo size boxes, and I’m buying them two at a time.  Someone help me, please.

Hillary Clinton has lost her chance to secure a majority of pledged delegates.  Barack Obama’s lead is going to continue to grow.  She needs to limit this growth if she has any chance of securing the nomination.  This means she needs to be in South Dakota, Montana, and Puerto Rico.  What is she doing in Florida?

Is she telling those voters that they should feel disenfranchised because the DNC isn’t going to seat their delegates?  Is she leaving out the detail about the state itself being responsible for the scheduling of the primary?  What could she possibly be saying that would have any positive effect on the Democrats’ chances in this race?

Hillary Clinton has no business in Florida.  If she doesn’t care about the races in Montana, South Dakota, and Puerto Rico, then she needs to concede and drop out of the race.  Moving the goalposts is not a fair way to proceed.  If she does care about those races, then she needs to be spending her remaining time there, fighting for the only remaining votes that matter.

It’s time for the superdelegates to end this.  There are 212 of them left, and only 63 of them need to come out for Obama to end this charade.  Come on, Rahm Emanuel,  Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Jim Webb, Dennis Kucinich, Jim Clyburn, Donna Brazile, we know who you’re supporting.  Make it official and get this superdelegate movement going, before Hillary disenfranchises our voters any more.

Yesterday, I found out the sex of my child, almost.  The tech in the beginning goes, oh I know what you are having!  Both my wife and myself wanted to know so we eagerly asked what it is.  The tech said, “ITS A GIRL!” She showed us why she thought it was a girl but said that she would confirm this with more accurate tests later on.  Well, it turns out, that my baby was not feeling up to the camera yesterday for it never stood still long enough to get those shots.  My child is as much of a boy as Hillary will become president.  The odds are poor, but you just can’t rule it out.

Of course, my wife went out shopping and bought a shitload of clothes for the child.  The only thing I was disappointed about was the fact that she bought clothes for 6-12 months and nothing for 0-6.  Is the child going to be naked for the first 6 months?  Well lets put my wife’s issues aside and all breathe easy that my child is not an alien! Or a zombie!  Or a sheep!  I am always worried about those sheep!