The fantasy baseball simulator, SimYard, opens up the 1901 season tomorrow night.  Now is your chance to get in and start playing Spring Training games.  Give your guys a little training boost before the new season.  SimYard is the next generation of fantasy baseball.

Here is a conversation that my wife was dreading to have.  She is deadly afraid of her boss because he tends to be an ass.  She is pregnant (as stated before) and thinks that they are going to fire her because of it.  I really don’t believe so, but you never know.  Regardless, here is the conversation…

BOSS:  hi WIFE it’s BOSS

WIFE:  hi BOSS how are you?

BOSS:  good how are you?

WIFE:  good.  what’s going on?

BOSS:  what’s going on?

WIFE:  that’s what i said, what’s going on? (sort of laughing a little)

BOSS:  (laughs a little) where’s SECRATARY

WIFE:  she has off today

BOSS:  ok, you need to switch the switchboard so it doesnt’ say we’re closed

WIFE:  i dont know how to do that.  i will have nancy show me and do it when she comes in

BOSS:  yes, you do need to know.  by the way congratulations

WIFE:  oh thank you!

BOSS:  that’s wonderful news.

WIFE:  yeah, we’re excited.  a little nervous but excited

BOSS:  (laughs) yes, well it is a big change but it’s worth it

And that’s all she wrote.  Utterly, that was all she wrote…   Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is but what do I know.