Based on past posts, we know for the fact that I dislike the Moment of Truth. The show just moves WAY to slow for me. What if we were to add an interesting twist, I say pay Roger Clemens a shitload of money to go on the show and play. Watching him answer those 50 questions would be classic! Here are a few that I can think of before actually asking if he ever took steroids or HGH.
First it will start off easy for the 10k round.
“Has anyone injected you with a substance in your ass?”
“Do you think you are the best pitcher in the history of the league?”
“Have you ever lied about taking illegal substances?” – This would could be things like, have you ever smoked pot? Think of the possibilities here.
“Do you think you will get voted into the hall of fame?”
“Have you ever paid for sex?” – They cannot ALL Be about baseball, can they?
“Have you ever thrown out fan mail without actually reading it?” – now this will be the 10k question. They need people to continue to watch. The next 5 questions would be harder…
“Have you ever thrown a game to win a bet?”- Pete Rose anyone? Why not…
“Have you ever sent flirtatious messages to anyone other than your girlfriend?” – this is assuming that he has a girlfriend. They always throw in this question in some variation…
“Would you do anything to play another season of baseball?”
“Have you purposely beaned someone in the head by a pitch?”
Finally, for 40k, here comes Brian McNamee and reads out “Have you ever taken steroids to increase your performance?” – At this moment, we can finally see if the name is telling the truth or not.
Personally, for me, I have given up on the steroids business. I have turned my focus to the online world of baseball. There is nothing better than playing the game of simyard and get to manage the team without worrying about the politics of baseball. It is just about the love of the game.
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