Want to play one of the hardest, yet shortest games I have played in a long time?  Then you are in store for Super AntiCrhist Robot 9000!

http://www.addictinggames.com/AntichristRobot.html

The game itself is ok but slightly impractical.  You start out with no weapon and three cops firing guns at you.  I have yet to figure out a way to kill the cops without losing a life.  Once you defeat the initial melee of cops, the game gets a little bit more manageable.  Remember to pick up any armor (health) items and there are a lot of free life pieces scattered around as well. 

Grenades are cool, but they are hard to throw but if you get the hang of it, a well needed weapon.  The punch is useless but needed to pickup weapons after you lose a life. 

If you have managed to get past level 1, you find out that there is a sniper in a church and you need to kill him!  For this point, my strategy was to run!  I just ran to the church, which apparently blows it up.  At this point there are credits and it appears I have beaten the game!  WHO KNEW?!?!?!

The game is hard, and the plot is stupid.  I would give it a pass, but hell, if you want to see the ending, good luck!

Well, it seems that the settings on my security log are a little too high. I log into a computer I just built and it claims the security log is full. I look at it and here is the log information:

Event Type: Success Audit
Event Source: Security
Event Category: Privilege Use
Event ID: 578
Date: 1/25/2008
Time: 4:02:50 PM
User: DOMAIN\KOOPA
Computer: KOOPAPC
Description:
Privileged object operation:
Object Server: EventLog
Object Handle: 14090552
Process ID: 716
Primary User Name: KOOPAPC$
Primary Domain: DOMAIN
Primary Logon ID: (0×0,0x3E7)
Client User Name: KOOPA
Client Domain: DOMAIN
Client Logon ID: (0×0,0x8EAAD)
Privileges: SeSecurityPrivilege

For more information, see Help and Support Center at http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/events.asp.

Well so I look online to find out what this information means.  This is what I find.

This event indicates that the specified user exercised the user right specified in the Privileges field. To understand Primary and User fields see event 560.

Some user rights are logged by this event – others by 577. Still other, “high-volume” rights are not logged when they are exercised but simply noted as being held by a user at the time th user logs by event 576.

On Windows Server 2000, this event is logged for the “SeSecurityPrivilege” whenever the security log is viewed or cleared because these operations require the use of the “Manage auditing and security log right” (aka SeSecurityPrivilege). For some reason Windows Server 2003, in the same situation, does not log this event. Occurrences for SeTakeOwnershipPrivilege also appear however the object handle can’t be found in any other events in the log so there is no way to identify the object that the “client” user took ownership of. Likewise, Windows Server 2003 does not log this event.

Note: 576, 577 and 578 do not log any activity associated with LogonRights such as the SeNetworkLogonRight.

Do not confuse 576, 577 or 578 with events 608, 609, 620 and 621 which document rights assignment changes as opposed to the exercise of rights which is the purpose of 576, 577 and 578.

Microsoft’s Comments:

These are high volume events, which typically do not contain sufficient information to act upon since they do not describe what operation occurred. 

http://www.ultimatewindowssecurity.com/securitylog/Event.aspx?EventID=578

In this mouse-based action game, you have to maneuver your helicopter to pop all the balloons.  Collect missiles to blow up obstacles and avoid the spikes and bombs.  Any unused missiles carry over to the next level, so be sparing.

http://www.addictinggames.com/choppapoppa.html

Level 1 – Collect the balloons and land.

Level 2 – Collect the balloons and land.

Level 3 – Get the ammo and shoot a hole in the wall.  Shoot two blocks next to each other to give you enough room to get in and out.  Save the third shot for later.

Level 4 – Collect the balloons and avoid the spikes.

Level 5 -  You can finish this level only blowing up three of the blocks if you use the space on the right and left sides to get to the top.

Level 6 -  Shoot the bomb to blow it up so it’s not a factor.

Level 7 – Avoid the spikes.  If you shoot the blocks, you can get rid of the spikes, but I don’t recommend this.  Save your ammo.

Level 8 – Shoot one of the left blocks to release the two spikes.  Then, get the balloons.

Level 9 -  Shoot the bomb, and two of the blocks on the left.

Level 10 – Hurry!  Get all the balloons before time runs out!

Level 11 – Shoot the blocks on the right to get rid of the spikes, or simply avoid them.

Level 12 – Shoot the blocks on the right to get rid of the spikes, or simply avoid them.

Level 13 – Shoot the blocks on the right to get rid of the spikes, and shoot the bomb.

Level 14 – Shoot the blocks on the right to get rid of the spikes.  They’re tough to avoid and there’s no ammo on this level.  You will need four shots to clear all the spikes.

Level 15 – Shoot six blocks to make an opening two high.  You ontly get one ammo balloon, so you will need an additional three shots here.  If you go really slow, you can get by only blowing up three of them, but it’s harder to get out than to get in.

Level 16 -  Blow up the six bricks on the left to let the spikes out.  There is extra ammo here.

Level 17 – It’s hard to see with the clouds, but when you get near the clouds, they clear for a moment. Destroy the two blocks in the upper left, go in and get the balloons.  Don’t hit the walls or the spikes!

Level 18 – There are two groups of spikes here, in the clouds.  Either avoid them, or destroy the block on the right to clear the spikes on the right and pass through there.

Level 19 – The same as level 18, except there are two levels of spikes.  Use the same strategy, and avoid the bomb.

Level 20 – Collect all the balloons and destroy the bombs.  The fast bombs take three shots to kill, so you’ll have to be fast!  Good luck on this last level, it’s a lot harder than the other ones.

This new game called Snowball 2008 is the worst game that I have ever played.  First, there are technical problems which prevent the game running on some platforms.  The whole game gives you the impression that it’s not going to work well right from the beginning with continued messages about what to do if you have problems.  I tested it out of five different machines, and it only worked on two of them.
http://www.ugoplayer.com/games/armorgamessnowball2008.html

On the machines I did test it on, I only felt like I wasted my time.  It’s rendered in 3-D, which is probably why all the technical problems, but the gameplay sucks.  It’s counter-intuitive, and it sucks.

Did I mention this game sucks?

I’ve never played a game this bad.  Don’t waste your time.

You are a stickman, and it’s your job to kill yourself repeatedly. Fall to your death, get sawed in half, get punched, squished, and all sorts of bad things, and get points for doing so. Every time you die you respawn somewhere else to die again. Each method of death has a different point value.

http://hallpass.com/media/stickicide3.html

Here is the list of death types, and their points:

Jump on Spikes – 150 pts
Squished by Squisher – 150 pts
Fall to Death – 150 pts
Burned by Fire – 180 pts
Shot by Laser – 200 pts
Punched by Glove – 230 pts
Blow up by Bomb – 250 pts
Shredded by Buzzsaw – 270 pts
Eaten by Buzzsaw Shredder – 300 pts
Shot by Cannon – 300 pts
Blow up in Rocket – 350 pts
Killed by Green Stickman – 350 pts
Crash in Car – 350 pts
Thrown by Catapult – 350 pts

Hi guys!

 I’m a new writer here, hope we’ll have fun.

I’m all into flash games, especially RPG and puzzles.

Isora 2 is a fun 60 levels puzzle game, where you have to step on all the tiles in the stage, and go back to where you started from. Although this game is not that challenging, here’s a walkthrough just in case:

• Important to mention, these steps are not the only way. Every level has a couple of ways to complete.
• This walkthrough gives you all the steps you need. Meaning, it includes all the moves from the start to the end. Even if a level is obvious at some point, I describe it all the way through.
• The moves are described as: up-u, down-d, left-l and right-r.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/420455

1. d  d  r  r  u  u  l  l
2. d  l  d  d  l  u  u  u  r  r
3. d  l  d  d  d  l  d  l  u  l  d  l  u  u  u  u  u  r  r  r  r  r
4. r  r  d  l  l  l  l  l  u  r  r  u  l  u  l  l  u  r  r  r  d  r  u  u  r  d  d  d  l  d
5. d  d  d  d  l  u  u  u  l  d  l  u  u  r  r  r
6. d  d  r  u  u  r  r  d  r  d  r  u  u  l  u  l  l  l  l  d
7. l  l  d  r  r  d  r  u  r  r  r  r  u  u  u  l  d  d  l  l  l  u  r  u  l  l  l  d  r  d
8. l  u  r  u  u  r  d  d  r  d  r  r  d  l  l  d  l  l  l  l  l  u  u  r  d  r  r  r  u  l
9. r  d  d  r  u  r  r  r  d  l  l  d  l  l  d  r  d  l  l  l  r  l  l  u  u  u  r  d  d  r  u  u  u  u
10. r  u  u  l  l  l  d  r  d  l  d  r  r  r  u  u  l  d
11. l  d  r  r  u  u  l  l  d  d  r  u
12. r  u  u  u  u  r  d  r  l  d  d  d  r  u  u  r  d  d  r  l  r  r  r  d  d  l  u  l  l  l  l  l  l  u  r
13. d  d  l  u  r  d  d  l  u  u  u  l  d  d  l  u  u  u  r  r  l  r  r  u  r  r  r  d  l  u  r  r  d  l  l  l  d  l
14. r  d  d  d  l  u  u  l  l  l  u  r  d  l  d  l  d  d  r  l  d  l  u  u  u  r  u  l  u  u  r  d  r  r  r  r
15. u  u  r  l  u  u  r  r  r  r  r  r  d  d  l  l  u  l  l  d l  l  d  d
16. l  u  r  u  r  r  r  d  r  l  d  u  l  l  d  d  u  l
17. d  l  l  l  l  u  d  l  l  u  u  r  u  u  r  d  d  d  l  r  r  r  r  u  l  l  u  r  r  u  r  d  d  d
18. d  d  d  l  l  d  r  r  r  d  u  r  l  u  u  u  u  r  r  d  d  l  d  r  r  u  u  u  u  l  l  d  u  u  d  l  u  l  d  d
19. d  r  r  r  r  d  u  r  d  d  r  u  u  u  l  d  u  l  r  l  l  u  u  u  d  r  l  l  d  d  l  u  u  u  l  d  d  d
20. l  u  r  d
21.  d  d  d  r  r  u  u  l  l  u
22. r  r  u  u  l  u  u  r  u  l  l  d  d  d  d  d
23. l  l  d  d  r  u  r  d  u  d  u  r  d  r  r  d  r  u  u  l  l  u  u  u  r  l  u  l  l  l  d  r  r  d  d  l
24. r  r  u  d  r  d  d  d  d  r  u  r  r  d  u  r  l  u  u  u  u  l  d  d  d  l  u  u  u  l  l  u  d  l  u  l  d  d
25. d  r  d  d  l  d  l  l  l  l  u  r  r  r  u  u  r  u
26. r  r  d  l  l  d  l  u  l  u  u  r  d  l  l  l  u  u  u  u  r  u  d  r  l  d  d  d  r  u  u  r  d  d  d  u  r  d
27. r  d  d  l  l  u
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29. r  d  l  l  d  u  r  l  l  l  d  d  l  r  u  r
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31. u  u  u  r  l  l  l
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33. r  r  d  d  d  d  l  l  u  r  d  l  u  r  u  u  l  l  d  l  u  u  r  r 
34. r  r  r  u  u  d  d  r  r  r  u  l  u  r  u  l  l  l  l  l  l  d  r  d  l  d
35. r  r  r  r  d  u  u  l  u  l  l  d  d  d  r  r  r  r  r  u  r  u  u  u  u  l  u  l  l  l  l  l  d  d  d  l
36. r  r  r  d  l  l  r  d  l  l  l  u  l  u  r  r  r  l
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38. l  u  u  u  l  u  u  l  d  d  l  d  r  r  r  r  u  r  u  l  u  l  u  l  u  r  u  r  u  r  r  d  d  d  d
39. d  d  r  d  l  l  l  u  r  u  u  l  u  u  r  r  r  d  d  l
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41. d  d  r  r  d  d  l  d  l  u  l  l
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43. d  l  u  u  u  u  u  r  d  d  r  d  r  d  l  l
44. d  u  u  u  r  d  d  d  d  l  d  r  r  r  u  l  u  u  u  r  u  u  l  d  d  r  d
45. u  l  l  l  l  l  l  u  r  u  r  d  r  u  r  d  r  u  r  u
46. u  l  d  l  u  l  d  l  l  u  l  d  l  d  r  d  d  l  d  r  d  d
47. l  l  l  u  r  u  r  d  r  d  r  d
48. r  u  r  r  r  r  d  d  l  u  d  d  u  l  d  l  u  u
49. r  r  r  r  r  r  u  u  u  l  u  l  l  u  u  r  r  r  d  d  l  d  d  l  l  l  l  l  d  d
50. l  l  u  l  l  d  d  r  r  r  u  u  l  u  r  u  u  r  r  d  l  d  r  d  d  d  l  u
51. u  l  l  l  d  u  l  l  d  r  r  d  r  r  r  r  r  r  u  r  r  r
52. l  d  r  r  r  r  l  r  u  u  u  l  u  l  d  l  l  d  r  r  r  d  l  l
53. d  u  d  d  u  d  u  d  l  d  r  r  r  u  l  u  r  l  u  r  u  u  l  d  l  l  u  r  d  d
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55. l  d  r  r  d  l  u  l  l  l  u  u  u  r  r  r  r  r  r  d  d  d  l  l  u  u  d  l
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57. r  u  d  r  r  l  r  d  d  u  r  d  u  d  u  r  d  l  r  d  r  l  r  r  l  r  l  r  l  l  l  d  r  d  u  d  u  d  d  d  d  u  d  u  l  l  u  r  u  d  u  l  r  l  d  u  d  l  l  r  l  l  d
58. u  u  u  l  l  l  r  d  l  d  d  l  d  r  d  l  d  d  r  r
59. u  u  l  u  l  u  l  d  r  u  r  d  r  r  d  u  u  r  d  r  u  d  d  u
60. YOU WIN

Wow, this was very hard to write. And incredibly long and tiring. Especially with my gf behind me hah.

Alright, hope you’ll enjoy the game!

Well, if you are like me, you have a windows lab setup with a lowly Mac tower.  Otherwise, you just like PC keyboards better and want it to work on your Mac.  Regardless, we are in the same situation, I have a Mac tower but no eject button on my keyboard.  How do I get it out?

The answer?  F12!  Hold down F12 for a few second and it should eject the CD Rom and all is well in the world.

Well, I stumbled apon this site and was memorized with it for a few minutes.  I would like to first say, the girls NEVER get naked.  Good luck trying, they just don’t.  I hear you can catch some nice boob shots from some of the girls on Utube though.  Just a thought…

 http://oneofthelads.com/

With that said, lets get to the girls names.  You have Jenna, Ali, and Karina.  Jenna wears the red shorts, Ali is black shorts and Karina is the brown shorts.  I personally like Jenna the best… ~~~

Commands – Note: Some of these commands do the same thing!  ENJOY!

Angel Arm

Ass

Ball

Bend

Bitch

Boobs

Boot

Bra

Breast

Car

Clean

Cheeky

Cleavage

Dance

Dolly

Die

Drink

Drive

Fall

Fight

Girly

Groom

Head

Hello

Jiggle

Joke

Jump

Kiss

Laugh

Legs

Love

Lick

Lips

Limbo

Lips

Monty

Muscles

Naughty

Oneofthelads

Pants Down

Perv

Play

Pout

Repair

Run

Sexy

Shake

Shover

Spray

Spank

Stand

Stretch

Strip

Time

Tits

Wank

Wanton

Wax

So, we have yet another gameshow on prime time.  It is called The moment of truth.  How does it work one may ask?  Well, they ask the contestant 50 questions and he had to answer them.  The lie detector test then records if you told the truth or lied.  When you appear on the show, you can change your answer so it can be true or false.  The catch?  They have your family members on the show and they can listen to your answers.

Here are some of the questions so far…

“Have you ever looked at other men in the shower when they were not looking?”

“Have you hit a car and not left a note?”

“Have you used the internet to flirt with other women since you have been married?”

The major problem I have with this show is that it is REALLY slow and they should provide the answers quicker!  There is no reason why it moves so slow!  You need to wait 50 years and a day for the show to say true or false.  Be quicker!  There is no reason why it needs to be so slow!

If they don’t speed it up quickly, I will not be watching this show!

Next week will see the release of a brand new entry into the Baseball Management Game genre: SimYard.  SimYard will offer a massively multiplayer universe for owning and managing a baseball team and competing with other players on and off the field.   Each month is a new season and you train your players each month to improve their abilities.  The training results are based on training method and season experience.

SimYard is scheduled to open to the public on February 1, 2008.  Memberships will be available a month later allowing for players to join leagues, handle a team budget, build a stadium, and win pennants.

SimYard is based in the past, and offers a chance to rewrite baseball history.  February will see the 1898 season, and each year will build on the stats from the previous.  You will have the opportunity to turn one of your players into the first superstar of baseball and have your own Babe Ruth.

See you next week at the opening!