The only thing you have to decide is what order to use the eight pieces. Grow RPG is, in my opinion, the best in the series. Try it out for yourself here.

http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/RPG/index.html

Here is the correct order:

1. Houses – This builds the first house.

2. Forest – Creates the first trees of the forest, and the house grows.

3. Castle – Creates a castle. The forest grows again, and the demon’s stomping creates a forest island. The house builds a tower.

4. Water – Fills the oceans in. The house builds a road to the forest and starts bringing lumber. The forest island gets a big tree that flowers. The castle grows.

5. Tower – The tower is built. The house builds a dock. The tree on the island turns blue. The demon creates the purple monster.

6. Rock – Rocks are build in the east. The tree on the island gets fruit. The tower gets a second level. The demon creates the blue monster.

7. Chest – A chest appears next to the rocks. The house creates a boat. The castle grows. The tower gets a new level. The earth rises up underneath the chest. Story items happen. The tower gets a third level. The demon creates the yellow monster.

8. Stairs – Stairs appear next to the rocks. A cabin is created in the woods. Extra rocks appear. The tower gets a fourth level. The hero begins his quest.

Enjoy the game!

It’s with extreme regret that I have to announce that our esteemed RJ has died in a marshmallow accident. He is survived by his family, who loves him very much, despite his rampant marshmallow.

Notice for services will follow.

Yes, that’s right, 150 MPG. Can you believe it? Well, what they did was take a Saturn Vue hybrid and put batteries in it. You have to plug the car in every night, and it’ll go up to 40 miles on its battery power. The acceleration is pretty good with no engine use.

I’m just glad because I think it will lead to more similar cars getting made. I’ve been screaming for a long time that we don’t have any 100 MPG cars. Cars today barely get better gas mileage than they did decades ago, but this is being touted as progress.

No, it’s not progress. 150MPG in a car — that’s progress!

But it’s not the car that Tata made.  The Tata car is the one that’s only $2500 that was made in India. It only gets 65MPG.   It’s tiny, and doesn’t come with a radio.  That sounds pretty stupid to me.

Well, I’ll hold out for the 150 MPG car prototype.  Maybe I won’t have to wait too long.

Do you want to know how to win in court?  Follow these easy steps:

1. Don’t go to court.  If you don’t get arrested or get any tickets, you’ll never have to worry about winning.  The easiest way to do this is to not do anything wrong.  Of course, this is pretty difficult since we live in a country with so many laws, especially ones that make something illegal that doesn’t hurt anyone else.  I don’t know anyone who knows all of the laws, but that’s besides the point.

2. Get a lawyer.  I had a lawyer tell a bold-face lie to the judge right in front of me.  I had already decided that I was going to shut up and let him talk, so it’s a good thing the judge didn’t ask me if it was true, because it wasn’t.  But because of it, the judge dismissed the ticket.  They’re slime, but that’s the way the system works.  If you get a lawyer, especially a good one, you can win.  You’ll have lawyer fees to pay, but you’d have to pay fines anyways, and this way it’s not on your record.

Good luck with life!

Why is everyone looking for a John Cusimano biography?  I don’t understand.

I guess I don’t even know who he is, but he tops the list of movers and shakers on Yahoo.

Who is this guy, and who cares that much?  Was he featured on a popular television show or something?

First, lets explain the commercial for those of you that have never seen it?  Who hasn’t seen this commerical?  People that live under a rock with an ethernet cable plugged into it?  Afganistan liberals?  Who knows…anywho lets get back on track.

The commercial starts off  with a women, who is not that bad looking, in a red robe fixing the fire in a fireplace.  A child comes down the stairs, sees her red ass and goes SANTA!!  A logical assumption for a 5 year old who can only see a woman’s red ass!  The commercial then goes and tells you to join the Special K diet to lose that weight!

My suggestion to the woman?  Throw out the damned red rob and don’t join those fad diets.  They are so unhealthy for you anyways….well at least she can go to sleep at night knowing that her red robe makes her look like santa from the behind aspect…