I would like to state that this game was just awesome!  So even though it is now several years old, I figured it was only fitting to pay homage to it!  Without further ado, I bring you SimGirls!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50364

FYI, this walkthrough was provided by the web developer.  It took me awhile to hunt it down, so I wanted to simply things for you and post it here.  If you want to check out the forum I got it from, feel free to click the link!

# Starting the Game and a Brief Guide to the World of Simgirls.

******At any point in time, if there turns out to be something I missed or something that should change in this walkthrough, I will edit this first post to reflect the best possible guide to Simgirls at that time. I will post the version up top and last edit date of the walkthrough at the bottom of the post every time I edit it.******

If you have problems with buttons not working during the game, make sure that caps lock is off. Also make sure you are NOT using Firefox if playing the 99megastore version of the game. If you are playing the Newgrounds version don’t worry about it.

Before reading this guide, keep in mind that the walkthrough contained here is not the only way to do things. There are beginning decisions that affect how you play the game and spend some of your energy. This walkthrough guide tries to give as much general help as possible, but only follows a single path completely and thoroughly. Below the first few questions you will be asked and their effects on the game are explained. If you do not choose the options this walkthrough asks for, you will not have the same game play as everyone else. Continue reading →

Want to be top god?  Well, you need to go street fighter style against all the other gods until you are the only one!  I found it kinda strange when God was fighting against Jesus, but hey, why not!  The game?  Here is the link!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/421199

The controls for this game was nice an refreshing.  They didn’t make it complicated like other fighting games, the only attack button is space and the game informs you of all the attack moves.  Very nice!  If you like street fighter, you will like this game.  I recommend you give this game a whirl.  You will not be disappointed!

Here is a video of a model playing the wii topless.  I cannot make this stuff up people!  This causes many puns like, I will wii her anytime, and other distasteful puns I cannot think of.  I will, and I will update this.  Until then, watch the boobs of glory! Continue reading →

Want a little bizzare game to play?  Try Mental out!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/421754

And I found this walkthrough on the internetz for everyone!

Little Green Man
• Click on the little green man and go down one level.
• Move him to the window with the vine and press SPACE.
• Move little green man to piece of paper on desk and press SPACE.
• Go back to window and climb up the vine (press SPACE).
• Go  back to the top floor starting room.
• Move little green man to vent on side of wall and press SPACE.
• Climb to the rooftop and move green man to the air vent to the right.
• Click piece of paper in tool box and then press USE.
• The paper should float down the air vent to the medium sized orange man.

Medium Orange Man

• Zoom out and click on orange man.
• Move orange man to paper and press SPACE to pick it up.
• Move orange man through door to the right into the bathroom.
• Move him to the mobile phone and press SPACE to pick up.
• Click on the paper in the tool box and the press USE.  Take note of the phone number.
• Click the mobile phone and then press USE.  Click the number that was shown on the paper and then press call.
• The nurse should move to the ringing phone.

Big Purple Man

• Zoom out and click on the big purple man.
• Move him to the YELLOW key on the desk and press SPACE to pick it up.
• Move big purple man to the door on the back wall and go up one level.
• Move big man to the axe on the wall and press SPACE to pick up.
• Move big purple man up one more level.  Move him towards the box (next to bookshelf) on the floor until it disappears.
• Move big man to the door to the left and then up one level to the top floor.
• Move big man to the door with the wooden planks.  Select the axe from the toolbox and click USE.
• Move big man through the door that is now accessible (no more wood blocking it).  Push through the boxes in the next room and continue to the bathroom.
• Move big man to air vent grill on wall and press SPACE to remove.
• Click on the key in toolbox and then click on DROP.

Little Green Man

• Zoom out and click on little man on roof.
• Move little green man to bathroom.
• Move little green man to key in bathroom and press SPACE to pick up.
• Move little green man to open vent in wall and press SPACE to go up.
• Move little green man to rope on roof.
• Press SPACE to throw rope over edge and SPACE again to climb down.
• Move little green man to marbles on desk and press SPACE to pick up.
• Move near window and press SPACE to climb back up to roof.
• Move back to bathroom and DROP the marbles on floor.

Medium Orange Man

• Select medium sized orange man and move to marbles on floor.  Pick them up.
• Move orange man all the way to the far left room and then down a level.
• Move orange man to the room to the right and then down another level.
• Move orange man to the barred window and select the marbles from tool box and then press USE.
• The dog should drop dead.

Little Green Man

• Zoom out and select the small green man.
• Move the small green man to the floor below just next to the bookshelf.
• Move small little man to the chair next to the bookshelf and press SPACE to climb up.
• Move small little man to the manhole with the ladder and press SPACE to climb down.
• Pick up the BLUE key in the room below.
• Move small green man out of the room and back over the bookshelf.
• Move him down two floors to the starting room of the Big man.
• Move small green man to the right to the small keyhole in the wall.
• Select the blue key and press USE.
• The door on the right should be unlocked.

Medium Orange Man

• Zoom out and select the middle sized orange man.
• Move him down to the now unlocked door and go through to the barred wall.
• Click on the marbles in orange dudes tool box and press USE.
• The bars should rise.  Move orange man to the key card and pick it up.
• Select small green man and move him to the window and press space to climb out.
• Once down move him to the outside keyhole and use the YELLOW key to unlock the external door.

Big Purple Man

• Zoom out and select the big purple man.
• Move him to the room with the pot plant in it.
• Move big man to the pot plant and press SPACE. The plant should be picked up and dropped out the window.
• Move purple man to the room he started in and press SPACE next to the power switch on the wall. It should light up green.

Medium Orange Man

• Zoom out and select medium sized orange man.
• Move him to the same room as big man and go to the far left room (the one where the nurse was hit in the head by the plant).
• Move down one level and move towards the boxes.
• Select the marbles from toolbox and then press USE.
• The nurse to the right should be electrocuted.

Big Purple Man

• Zoom out and select big purple man and move him down next to orange man.
• Move him to the right and push the boxes out of the way.
• Continue all the way to the right until you reach the locked door.

Medium Orange Man

• Zoom out and select the orange man and move him to key card reader near the big man.
• Select key card and press SPACE.  The door should be unlocked.
• Move both guys out of the building to little green man.

Basement level…

Small Green Man
• Click on little green man and move him to the hole in the wall.
• Move him to the pipe wheel on the wall to the left and press SPACE.
• Move little green man back down to the bottom level.

Big Purple Man

• Zoom out and click on big purple man.
• Move him through door to the left and towards the chemical flask on the wall.  Press SPACE to pick up.
• Move big man down one level and pull the lever on the wall and pick up the axe.
• Move him back up a level and then through the door to the left all the way to the room with the keyhole in the wall.

Medium Orange Man

• Zoom out and select the orange man.
• Move him to the marbles on the ground and pick them up.
• Then move him to the wall with the wooden planks.  Select the marbles and then press USE.

Little Green Man

• Zoom out and select the small green man.
• Move him to the left and pick up the pink key on the ground.
• Move small green man up a level again through the pipe all the way to the ladder to the far left.
• Climb up ladder all the way to the air vent hole in the wall near big purple man.
• Click on the pink key and then click on USE.
• The key should fall into the room with the big man.

Big Purple Man

• Zoom out if necessary and click on big purple man.
• Move him to the key and pick it up.
• Click on key and the USE.
• The door down should be unlocked.
• Go down to same level as medium sized orange man. Move to wooden planks on wall and click on axe and then USE.
• Move the big man to the far right to the door with the metal bar on it.
• Click on the chemical flash and then USE.
• The metal should dissolve and the door will be unlocked.
• Move both guys down the door to the bottom level and then to the left to the barred wall.

Medium Orange Man

• Select medium sized man and click on the marbles and USE.
• The barred wall should lift.
• Click on the big purple man and move him to the rocks and then click SPACE
• The rocks should be removed and then move both guys out the door behind the rocks.

YOU’RE FREE!

Here is a weird game calld Boo Boo Web.

 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/422033

I took this walkthrough from the web developer, so enjoy! 

1. At Memorial Park, grab the 6-pack of beer.
2. At Carwold, grab the sturdy tongs.
3. At Goosetown, give the 6-pack to the bum in front.
4. Go inside, and talk to Goose. Grab the photo that drops from the bar.
5. Go further inside to the bathroom and use the tongs to grab the uranium.
6. Return to Carworld, give the uranium to Mechanic. Grab the time-machine after he leaves.
7. At Sal’s garage, use the sparkplug and alternator on the pink Cadillac.
8. At The Bacon Strip, enter and speak with Tony.
9. At The Gibbet, speak with Madam Secretariat.
10. At Memorial Park, give Johnny the VIP pass. Grab Johnny’s quarter after he leaves.
11. Return to The Gibbet and give Gimp the quarter.
12. At Carworld, use the keys on the fence. Walk in and use the crowbar on the truck.
13. At 42nd and Main, grab Mercedes’ wooden leg.
14. Go to The Trucker’s Nest, and free Mercedes.
15. At The Docks, move the loose board and grab the ring. Give the photo to Finfin.
16. Return to The Trucker’s Nest and grab Johnny’s ruby nose.
17. Combine the ruby nose with the ring.
18. At Angelo’s Gym, give the new ring to Angelo.
19. At The Big Club, go inside and give the perfume to Jaws.
20. Return to The Bacon Strip, and use the golden ruler on the ninja. Proceed inside, and use the time-machine on Tony.
21. Pat yourself on the back, cheater.

The funny quiz (highly impossible quiz), an imitation of the original impossible quiz is really nothing new in this popular quiz trend. Here is a complete walkthrough – with explanations and comments

the question numbers get messed up during the quiz, but that’s not my fault

http://www.addictinggames.com/thefunnyquiz.html

1. 6 points (touch down, meaning 6 points in football)
2. damnitfilms (how do you spell)
3. N (???) or you can press apple – this will bring you to a screen with 3 apples. yellow will send you to question #37, red to #27, green to #33.
4. a toy (look carefully and see the “made in china”)
5. click the dot in the question number next to the five (it is the smallest)
6. no
7. click the 1 after the the exclamation point (it’s the biggest one (number))
8. click on the question number (7+3-2=8)
9. click on the explosion – second on the left
10. click the pink paint bucket (the color of the word “name”)
11. click the “u” in the question (when you hover the words with your mouse, that’s the secret message)
12. click the blue rectangle (biggest and the green color are suppose to distract you)
13. click continue (red blue yellow blue is for later)
14. click the 39th 39 – the first one in the last row (pick the 39….)
15. questoin 16 (i guess it’s cause you advance to 16)
16. hover the button and then go to where it reappears (it will then disappear but will reappear again when you get to the second position)
17. same as last question
18. click on the words “the answer” (pick the answer, as in the words “the answer”)
19. click the hyperlink on the bottom left corner
20. jaw (words game – chews food)
21. click the first button (when you hover the button you see rainbow colors)
22. smurf – bottom left (this question is written in mirror writing – what animal is blue)
23. click top right button (the arrow points to where you answered in the last question)
24. see picture http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4158/number24oa9.jpg
25. see picture http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3946/number25di2.jpg
26. continue (watch the movie)
27. he slipped on a banana peel (according to the movie)
28. a hamburger and hold the lettuce (according to the movie)
29. japan (serious answer)
30. asia (serious answer)
31. greenland (from the map in last question)
32. red blue yellow blue (from question #13)
33. There is an arrow above the word “button.” mousehover the point the arrows points to. a button will appear, click it. (“the” button)
34. click the first smily – top left button (it’s the one that is IDENTICAL in appearance).
35. Click the “k” in OK, the “i” in winter berry, then the “w” in winter berry, and the “i” in pineapple. Click the kiwi to continue (spelling kiwi).
36. Drag the black square to another location. It reveals a button to click. (do as told)
37. Move the censor bar and click the button. (do as told)
38. Use the arrow keys to move the person (blue circle) to get into the car. drive to the black rectangle at the bottom. (do as told)
click continue (this is to get your mouse out of the screen for the next question).
39. DON’T ENTER THE MAZE! go all the way around and then go to begining and follow the path to the green button -or- click the mouse and hold. go to the green button and release. then click it.
40. drag the question to another spot. Click the button.
41. click the “e” in the word puzzle at the top. (after you put the puzzle together the arrow shows yo need to press on the (e). it’s the “e” in the “solve this puzzle”)
41. Use the arrow keys to move the hook to the shark – just move it straight down. (do as told)
42. just move all the clothes and click the revealed button. (when you dress him, you move all the clothes)
46. go to the end of the brown arrow, and drag the white cover somewhere else. click the revealed button. (you just follow instructions…)
47. click the “.” on “47.” (do as told)
48. type “grapes” below the instructions without the “s (do as told)
49. continue. (it’s a lie, the next screen will be the last one)
50. click on the blue button (drag the black dots at the bottom, and place them corectly on the right shapes)
51. monkey (this is a monkey after all), banana gets you to banana world (yellow to lvl 90, green to lvl 70)
52. click (this is to get your mouse out of the screen for next question)
53. again, you can go through the maze, or simply click and hold the mouse, go to the button, release, and then click it (go through the maze)
54. click the picture of the sea (“s” is replaced by sh, like someone is talking with the tounge up)
55. wait, then click the red button (do as told)
56. click (this is to get your mouse out of the screen for next question)
57. go up, removing your mouse from the screen. go all the way around, and press the button (don’t touch black)
58. click the button 5 times. then click the other button (do as told)
59. FAST! click 2 (1+1=2)
60. FAST! click 3 (2+1=3)
61. FAST! click the bomb (do as told)
63. click (bolony)
64. click (bolony)
65. fatty (that is what the pencil is writing)
66. drag the circle from the question number away, and click the button (to win as O’s, you need a circle)
67. kickflip (that’s what he’s doing)
68. live! (unless you wanna die)
69. press the 9 in the begining (although the real answer is 10, go figure) :-O I-: will get you the secret cartoon
70. no (since the is no “wrong” answer among the answers)
71. yes! (?)
72. click the first button, the one that is the biggest with the “smallest” writing (the instructions address the writing and not the size)
73. my mouse is very clicky (listen to the sound. it keeps clicking)
74. first button on the left (when you hover, it nakes a woop sound)
75. drag the clouds away. click the button (make a full moon)
76. click continue (remember the colors you’ve seen)
76. black blue yellow white red (since you consider the button as well)
76. glass(?)
77. shoot the guy in the head (do as told)
78. shoot the guy in the head (like last question)
79. get in the car and drive to the rectangle. start going forward and slowly press left until you get in direction (do as told)
80. click the button (for next question)
81. use the arrow keys to get to the other red dot (dont move your mouse)
82. click the button (for next question)
83. use the arrow keys to get to the other red dot (dont move your mouse)
84. click the button twice (???)
85. drag the red dot to the ball (they said to make them touch, they didn’t say WHAT to move)
86. click the red dot (???)
87. place the circle around the question number in the right place for the win. click the circle to the middle right (win, and then do as told)
88. click the 1 inside the question number (I is one)
90. type in the letters as told (using your keyboard duh)
91. type in “monkey” (using your keyboard, without the “s of course)
92. click the question number (the question is written backwards – click the 92)
93. drag the or away and click the button (making the sentence to “pretty ugly”, funny stuff)
94. click the button
95. wrong (this is the the word that is spelled “wrong”, funny stuff)
96. click button
97. click the top left button (it’s the one pointing to the lower left button, which was the answer for question #3)
98. race car (???)
99. drag the scoup to the cone. press on the circle around the question number (do as told)
100. click the ! in the “u win!” (that’s what he tells you to do in the very first question).

Hillary Clinton made an agreement with Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, and South Carolina that she would not campaign in Michigan or Florida because those delegates would not count in the Democratic National Convention. She arrived today, had a photo op, and will soon be having two private events there. She is claiming that she technically didn’t violate her word, since the events are private. They’re also scheduled days before the Florida election, and she’s saying that the delegates from Michigan and Florida should be seated at the convention. That bears a strong resemblance to campaigning from my point of view.

She’s violating her word with Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, and South Carolina, the four states who have already voted. She’s already gotten paid, but now she’s not holding up her end of the deal. Several weeks ago, I wrote a blog entry about Hillary attacking the Iowa caucus system after taking the votes, and I asked how she would treat the country after we vote her into office. I think this question is really serious, and we should be taking her to task on this.

When we elected George W. Bush in 2000, one of his promises was that the United States would not engage in any sort of nation building. Clearly, that is not what has happened, as we have spent the last four years nation-building in Iraq, using the threat of terrorism as an excuse. What will Hillary’s Presidency bring? What will she use as an excuse to push her own interests over those of the American people?

Hillary says that she isn’t breaking her word, technically. That’s fine, but I think she’s definitely breaking the spirit of her word. Personally, I wouldn’t treat people that way. I think our President has to have integrity and care about making something positive happen in this country more than he or she cares about getting elected. That’s why I don’t think I can bring myself to vote for Hillary, no matter how much I liked President Clinton in the 90’s.

Another RPG! ANOTHER RPG! ANOTHER RPG!!! The game? SOL: Dawn!

Note: This is a walkthrough in the making! relatively finished.  I will post when I play, but I can only do what I can!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/421477

Village

talk to the first person and find out that there is something wrong with sun tower
talk to the second person that tells you to talk to the mage in the east
talk to the kid to learn how to battle
talk to the mage and he asks for the blue mushroom
Go into the forest and walk around.

Left, left, down – there you will find the pupet. you will find a pupet. It will be a slow battle but keep wacking him. Do not let your health get below 20. Once you defeat the pupet, you recieve the blue key. Also, there is a mushroom there, pick it up.
Walk back to the door and open it up with the key – ther you will see a girl who has been lost in the woods. She gives you a communication device to help you (but she is lost in the woods…?) There is another door for you to open.

At this point, I went back to the mage to talk to him. He gives you a potion. He then says to get a purple crystal. If you got hurt, go visit your bed to recover health

NOTE: You need to get the key again, if you go back to visit the mage…

Go back to the puppet and defeat him again. Go left, then up, up, right.

Here you see a puzzle. If you look closely, there are arrows that give you directions. Follow the directions and you receive the second key. Go back to where the woman is. Here you exit.

Go to the town and save

In the town, talk to the person by the docks. There you will find out that he needs canvas to make a sail

Go to the crystal mine
Talk to the girl and you find out that her husband is stuck in the mine. Kill all the monsters to save him. Keep going up and defeat all of the monsters. From this cave, you get a canvas from the husband. Also pick up a purple crystal from the cave. Once you leave the cave, you obtain the deed of the husbands house because he is moving to Seiva.

Go back to Aravale. Talk to the sailor and he will give you a fishhook. He also says that he can travel across the seas. Go to the residential part of Aravale. Go into the house and play the puzzle on the table. Align the red pieces on the top circle. Then what I did was aligned the bottom piece to the middle. I then rotated each around until the puzzle unlocked. There I received a spirit that will increase the max magic by 50.

Leave the town and go back to the village. See the mage and get the elixir. He then says that you need the black coral and he will aid you further.

Go to Makani’s Perch
Go left left and there you will see a puzzle. Make all the corners form a square and then you will be able to get the key

Go up, then right, then down and click on the switch. It will lower the bridge. Go back ot the main crossroads and pick up the second key to the right. Then go back up and you notice another one of those square puzzles again. Align the first two posts. Go to the left of the main screen and then use your first key to align the last two posts. Go up then use your last key and go right

You then find King Cyclos. I used the magic attack to defeat him. There you will free Makani, the wind spirit. He says you need to free the other spirits to raise the sun tower.
Go to Aravale and talk to the sailor. Go to traders city.

Talk to everyone there and then go to sunken city
You need to know what the password is. The rock in Makani’s Perch is left up down up right. Input this as the password

Then go up, right, up and you see a puzzle for three levels. Make all the levels even and
you receive a key. Go back to the main crossroads and go left. Go left and then you see an area that requires platforms to be moved. Go to the water buckets and move the platforms so you can cross them. Go left and you will meet up with Oleantic Kingsguard. Keep attacking him until he is dead. You find out that the person is the last of his kind not cursed. He tells you that their king is cursed and you need to save them! Leave that area and go up. You see a pipe game, connect the pipes to get the key. Go back to the middle area and go left again. Open up the door and you will find Oleantic Berzerker. Defeat him as well.
Go back to the crossroads and go up. With both of the people defeated, you can now go through the door and you meet the Oleantic King. Defeat him by any means necessary. Make sure that you heal up before going through the door.

When you win, you find out that the king’s name is Apophis. He gives you a spell called whilpool and tells you to go to the desert to the east.

Go to traders island. From here, you can go to Selva. Talk to the fisherman and trade your hook for a tigerfish.

Then go to the jungle and find out that there is a monster blocking the path up ahead. Keep going left and you find the monster. He tells you that people have stolen his charm at the bridge and won’t let you pass until you get it back. Leave the jungle and go to Sand River Bridge.

Talk to the people and get the charm. You can then go back and talk to the monster in the Selva Jungle. Talk to the monster and he will give you something to put back to the river. Go back to the river. Put back the bridge and go to the Antico Canyon

In the antico Canyon keep going left until you find a door. Align the tiles up into a square. A door opens, go into it. There you face Emperor Scorpion. Defeat him. You get a keyKeep going right and you exit the canyon. Go into Sable. You fight a ghost and then you find out that sable is infested with monsters. They then tell you to go right and go into King’s Crypt

Talk to the person outside and he gives you his torch. Then talk to the person inside and he says he found a tablet which says duplicate the touches. Then go up. The next room has tourches let in the upper left and lower right areas of the room. Go left. The bridge then disappears. Cross the spikes and go up. Pick up the key. Go left. Go left and then go down

Use the key to open the locked door and then go left. In the door is Great Skull Dragon. Defeat him. Go down. Walk over the switch and go back to the rotate room. You are now able to go to the left. In this room, remember the location of the torches. Light the upper right and lower left torches. The door opens. This room also activates the cirrcular room. Press the button and go back to the room. You are now able to go up. You fight the tomb Guardian. When you defeat him, you free the third spirit and release the town of attacks. There you will find the last spirit is deep within Vasuman’s throne

Go back to the Jungle and go left and then go up. A doorway appears there that wasn’t there before. Go and there was a monster up there. Defeat it and you will be able to get to Vasuman’s throne.

Go up, go left, do not touch the torches and go left, go up, here you find the Salamander.  Defeat him.  It turns out that he is the last spirit.  You receive eruption.  You then fight Apophis and I found the first spell you had works best.  Once you defeat him, you receive an ending!  ENJOY!

And here is another flash game that I would just classify as boring and leave it at that!  The game?  Pencil Racer!

http://www.addictinggames.com/pencilracer.html

This game, along with others like it, to me, are just boring.  Now I know that other people love these types of games, and god bless you.  This game though?  Boring.  There is no real incentive to play!  If I was going to pick a game to waste some time with, this surely won’t be it.

Convince me otherwise….

I doubt anyone cares, but I’m irritated that some bozo at GameFAQs rejected this on the basis that it’s “not a cheat,” despite the entire category dedicated to unlockable in-game items. So, I’ll post it here just for the sake of posterity.

These are Ellen’s costumes, excluding any that can be downloaded.

Cloak of Sidhe — Special cloak that allows for travel to the Netherworld. Default cloak.

Faery Cloak [Resists Bond & Sleep] — Located in a green memory stone in the first area of the Faery Realm.

Battlefield Cloak [Resists Destroy & Slash] — Complete the quest “Bullseye’s Defection,” given out from the pub in Doolin at night during chapter 2.

Cloak of the Deep [Resists Water] — Destroy a blue memory stone from the first area north of Old Capital 2 in Undersea City. All Undersea City Ids must be absorbed to make it appear.

Cloak of Dawn [Resists Thunder] – Defeat the Habetrot in under 1:30 three times.

Cloak of Twilight [Resists Charm] — Destroy all memory stones in Hellrealm. (Some appear only after defeating enemies, some are elevated, and there are a few in the side rooms of the elevator.) Then break the stone that spawns south of Inquisition Bridge.

Cloak of the Midnight Sun [Shortens MC Recovery Time] — Rewarded automatically for reaching the final chapter.

There’s also an unlockable costume for both Ellen and Keats awarded for absorbing every enemy type in the game, though I haven’t personally done it myself.