It is amazing me on how many hits I get.  I wish I would get more comments though.  I suppose Project failure will still fail until we get some comments generated!  Right now, I think I am talking to myself….

So far today, I received 17 hits in one day!  I went from 3 to 4 hits in a day to 17!!!  I hope that this keeps up because then it means I am doing something right

So I thought I got fired today.  I was happily working when all of a sudden my email stopped working.  I was all like WUT!  My first thought is that the exchange server went down.  I tried web access, and this also did not work.  I started to get suspicious.

 My second thought is that my password expired.  I went to reset it when I got the alarm of my life!  It displayed, cannot reset password because your account is disabled.  DISABLED?!?!?!  WTF is going on.  Shit what do I do…

As I look for my boss’s number to find out what the hell happened, it occured me to a conversation I had with someone a few minutes prior.

ME: Hello.

Idiot Woman: You logged into my computer yesterday and now I cannot get into my computer.

ME: your username is idiot.woman (full first name . full last name)

Idiot Woman: thank you!

This idiot was not paying attention and tried to type in her password 5 times to my username.  How fucked up is that?!?!

I finally calmed down and called the main helpdesk line and got myself squared away.  Thank god I thought about this for a few minutes instead of going 1/2 cocked to call my boss!

I have just recieved this email.  It could be spam but why take that risk….

This is a forward to remind you ‘all

I have just added my cell phone no. added to the registry…any calls you receive from telemarketers will add to your minutes….

 REMINDER….all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls.

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 
                
                        1-888-382-1222.

It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time.  It blocks your number for five (5) years.  You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked.  You cannot call from a different phone number. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.  It take about 20 seconds. also you can register by e-mail   donotcall.gov

I love doing this to people when driving.  I am in the left hand lane and I like to give myself some room between the car in front of me and myself.  I give about 2 to 3 car lengths.  Other drivers hate this since they feel that THEY can be the 2 or 3 car lengths that I provide to myself.  I hate it when people pass me, so this is what I do.

As the car behind me tries to go around me, I speed up as well closing the gap between myself and the car in front of me.  The car trying to go around me hits a road block (another car in another lane) and it makes it impossible to pass me.  To top it off, if done with enough traffic, the second car is unable to get back into the left lane leaving him a few car lengths back.

I did this to one truck and he ended up at least 10 car lengths behind me.  The funny thing is, a 1/2 an hour later, the truck DID end up passing me.  I got the humor out of it at least…