Well I would like to have at least once a week of stupid issues people come to me.  Here is the first of the series:

USER: “Quick HELP! The mouse in the large conference room is not working!!!”

ME: “OK lets take a look”

USER: “Look see…” *the user tries to move the mouse around and shows what the issue is…

ME: “Here try it like this…” *I turn the mouse around so it is facing the correct way.  The mouse is wireless and the user had the back part of the mouse facing forward and the buttons in back.  She was also trying to left mouse click the back end of the mouse…where there is no buttons at all.

 I AM AT AWE OF THE STUPIDITY OF THIS OFFICE!

So my wife has this 20 year old friend that she met through a christian group that she is a member of.  She calls me yesterday and was like, do you want to go get ice cream with Adam?  I was like….uhh…sure I suppose.

As we arrive at friendlys we approach a table and there is 20 year old Adam, 35 year old Father of Saint Marys church, 15 year old boy, 16 year old boy.  It felt like I was in highschool all over again except now I WAS the person sitting at the table where everyone was like, I love those people while deep down they hated them.

I now remember why I hated highschool.   Needless to say, I do not have much to relate to the younger generations so I minded my own business for most of the night.  I did get to eat ice cream, so who can complain? 

 My wife really needs to find people closer to her own age to hang out with.  At least we are only 26 but that is still a 11 year spread.